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Post by Nightwhisper on Jun 14, 2018 15:21:26 GMT -5
You say yay when you're happy, gay means happy (in some cases), so your phone technically wasn't wrong.
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Jun 14, 2018 23:14:30 GMT -5
I was having a conversation about wood floors for some reason, and it went to a discussion about cleaning them. I meant to say "You have to mop wood floors." My phone changed it to "You are to mop wood floors."
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on Jun 15, 2018 3:13:48 GMT -5
"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." ―Ezio Auditore da Firenze on his role as "the Prophet", 1512. HUE HUE HUE <Ezio> lol
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Jun 15, 2018 10:10:42 GMT -5
Go mop the floors immediately.
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Post by Nightwhisper on Jun 17, 2018 18:46:44 GMT -5
Do it or you don't get any food tonight. I won't hesitate to take away your spaghetti, Susan. Susan, I swear to god, mop them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 20:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Jun 21, 2018 13:18:52 GMT -5
Roleplays = ROLEPLAYS
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on Jun 21, 2018 16:17:59 GMT -5
"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." ―Ezio Auditore da Firenze on his role as "the Prophet", 1512. HUE HUE HUE <Ezio> lol i remember lightstar once got turned into lights tar
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Jun 21, 2018 16:47:40 GMT -5
Warrior cats = Wizard hats
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on Jun 22, 2018 9:17:33 GMT -5
"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." ―Ezio Auditore da Firenze on his role as "the Prophet", 1512. HUE HUE HUE <Ezio> XD
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Post by EchoingProphecies on Jun 24, 2018 10:36:36 GMT -5
Lmao these are great
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Post by ScarletteBlake on Jul 3, 2018 2:04:00 GMT -5
well there’s the one that just happened. terrifying=terrifyomg i’ve=iven iven=oven morgan=korgan/lorgan/jorgan and my personal favorite.... horgan
and some of my other funny ones was when i was talking to a friend online who went by Snowfeather. My kindle was like “snowboard” and i accidentally called her that
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Post by Tsu-shi on Jul 5, 2018 14:52:43 GMT -5
Rumble like THUNDER。Flow like the RIVER。Run like the WIND。Disappear like a SHADOW。Become a WARRIOR。
EVERY THING REGARDING WARRIOR AND JAPANESE NAMES (eg Momo=No no, Kero=Me to, Bluestar=Blueberry)
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Jul 6, 2018 0:50:06 GMT -5
I just remembered one. This one has a story behind it.
It was senior year of high school, so about 2-3 years ago now. I arrived at school one morning and learned that there was an in-school play that only seniors were allowed to go to. It was scheduled to take place during 5th period. I decided that I wanted to go because it meant getting out of class, plus all my friends were going. However, the problem was that tickets cost $6 and I didn't bring cash with me. Birchstar wanted to go too, so I needed $12. I spent all of my spare time in first and second period, counting all the change in my wallet. Turned out that I had $9 worth of quarters, dimes, and nickles in my wallet. That was quite a lot of change, and I had enough for one of us to go, but I still needed to come up with $3 before time to go. I was sitting at lunch, counting all the change again, and this time I resorted to counting the pennies too. My best friend was sitting next to me and knew what I was doing. She had a $20 bill. She lent it to me, and I went and got change for it. So, in the end, I had enough money for the tickets.
I was happy about it, and since another friend of mine (now boyfriend) knew what I was trying to do, I decided to text him and tell him that I got the money. Well, that didn't exactly happen. I accidentally told him "I GOT THE MONKEY" instead of "I GOT THE MONEY."
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Post by Amberstar of SkyClan on Jul 6, 2018 15:02:32 GMT -5
Umm...this may be a coincidence, but I was watching an old Matthias video (the channel that is now "Dope or Nope", not the vlog channel) and he was doing autocorrect fails. One of the autocorrect fails was "auto cucumber". Now I'm curious and wondering if that is a common autocorrect. Well, I guess Ash's Snivy was a little on the snobby side.
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