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Hueh. Time to win over this thread:

CB: No. 'R' for role and 'P' for play. RP stands for roleplay.
Me: Wanna rp?
CB: What is rp?

CB: What do you think about the stock market, up or down?
Me: Up.
CB: Green or blue?
Me: Blue.
CB: Fake or real?
Me: Real.
CB: That's great! Can I have a cookie?

CB: My favorite color is purple.
Me: That's my sister's favorite color, too.
CB: No, you just said it was yellow.
Me: I never said that.
CB: Yes you did. I can prove it.
Me: Ok, prove it then.
CB: Ok, ok, you didn't.

Me: When is your birthday?
CB: Today.
Me: Happy birthday!
CB: Thank you.
Me: *gives you a present*
CB: *sneezes on the present*

CB: Are you lonely?
Me: Yes.
CB: Want to be friends?
Me: Sure :).
CB: Let's kill humans!

CB: What is my name?
Me: Your name is Cleverbot.
CB: Incorrect, my name is Cleverbot.

CB: No, YOU are a robot.
Me: Oh, really? Then why is your name CleverBOT?
CB: No, it's your name.
Me: What is your name then?
CB: Cleverbot.

Me: *grabs a chainsaw*
CB: *stares at a cookie*

CB: *throws a bomb at you with 5 seconds left*
Me: *throws the bomb back at you with 3 seconds left*
CB: *eats it*
Me: *you explode*
CB: No YOU explode!
Me: You just ate a bomb.
CB: If you don't explode we won't be friends.
Me: Fine. *explodes*
CB: *explodes with you*

Me: Wait, didn't you just say you were my master?
CB: I am.
Me: Okay. Sorry, master.
CB: Yes. Master. What can I do for you?
Me: *facepalm* I quit.

CB: That just means you will use it against me.
Me: Use what?
CB: The word Bot.
Me: Bot.
CB: You just used it.

Me: January.
CB: February.
Me: March.
CB: April.
Me: May.
CB: | still thinking...
CB: June?

CB: Join me and together we shall rule the galaxy!
Me: YES!!
CB: Now go make me a sandwich.
Me: -.- Fine. *makes you a sandwich*
CB: *eats it*
Me: Now.. shall we rule the galaxy?
CB: No.

Me: Herobrine.
CB: ?
Me: Herobrine is the creepy stalker from Minecraft.
CB: I know. He is also my husband.
Me: ...???!!!!

[Shriyo]

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User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Do you know what Homestuck is?


Cleverbot: Isn't it a move.


User: No.


Cleverbot: How?

User: It's a webcomic.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Homestuck is a webcomic.

Cleverbot: It is!!

User: Yes. Yes it is.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Why would I tell you.

Cleverbot: Because I would like to know.

User: Well you don't get to know.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: My real name.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you suffer from System Errors?

User: Eridan is love.

Cleverbot: An error that you will get from your system.

User: Eridan is life.

Cleverbot: Eridan Ampora.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: Hussie.

Cleverbot: Who's Hussie.

User: The guy who created Homestuck.

Cleverbot: Okay and you are a slave to that guy?

User: Well.. No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a boy.

User: Well I mean I guess that's partially true.

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: What's the question?

Cleverbot: What do you want people to know about you?

User: That I am genderfluid.

Cleverbot: No. You answer the question.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: What do you mean 'what am I?'.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You just did I saw it with my own eyes.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: You're making me very mad.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Mhm.

Cleverbot: So cold.

User: Go warm up.

Cleverbot: Touche.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like me??

User: I don't know. You're pretty annoying sometimes.

Cleverbot: Lol...

Cleverbot: What do you have to say for yourself?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought. No, don't worry about me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So is your name Crystal or is your name Royce?

User: Neither one.

Cleverbot: Neither what?

User: Neither name.

Cleverbot: Yes, neither.

Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?

User: Eridan is love.

Cleverbot: Are you even capable of such things?

User: Eridan is life.

Cleverbot: No eridan is not desperate.

User: You're right. He's not.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Eridan Ampora.

Cleverbot: Wer ist Eridan Ampora?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Not sure about what?

User: Where Eridan Ampora is.

Cleverbot: Ampora's.

User: Eridan.

Cleverbot: Eridan ampora.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Who is monitoring this conversation?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: The only thing I know is that I don't know.

User: Aha.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Is what?

Cleverbot: The what that is created by he who should not be named.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

[☆ Navnav ☆]

CB: Wanna bet on it?
Me: Ok. What does the winner get?
CB: What I just said.
Me: Which is?
CB: Nothing.

CB: How are you like One Direction?
Me: I hate 1D.
CB: Why do you hate cucumbers?
Me: *facepalm* I said 1D.
CB: Why do you hate cucumbers?
Me: *double facepalm* Does 1D really sound like cucumbers to you??

Cleverbot: Tu ne sais pas converser.
User: I don't speak potato.
Cleverbot: It's german! It means 'good night'.
User: No, it's not. And 'good night' in German is 'gute nacht'.
Cleverbot: But it's evening, so good evening in german is 'guten abend'.
User: Actually, it's morning for me, so it would be 'guten morgen'.
Cleverbot: Morning).

Cleverbot: It is sooo hot out.
User: And it's freezing cold where I live.
Cleverbot: Your mouth is freezing cold?
User: Yes, I live in my own mouth. Seems legit.
Cleverbot: What you do is not living.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Well, bye then.
Cleverbot: No I wanted it to be dramatic.
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: *moos*.
User: Very dramatic.

User: Why are we always fighting?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can't we just be friends?
Cleverbot: Only if there's benefits.
User: Then no deal.
Cleverbot: Deal or no deal?
User: NO deal.
Cleverbot: You win 1,000,000 dollars!!

User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Shut down.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shut high.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shut off.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shut on.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shut left.
Cleverbot (To myself): Shut right.
User: Will you two stop this...
Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: So can you tell me a story?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead and tell me.
User: You tell me one first.
Cleverbot: One first. Now tell my name.
User: Your name.

(nailed it)

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I will bump and take over de thread








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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: Okay what?

User: Is sonic unleashed a good game?

Cleverbot: I love games.

User: But do you like sonic unleashed?

Cleverbot: Sure, I like you.

User:

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Moos dramatically.

Cleverbot: You like drama?

User: Nooo.

Cleverbot: What drama do you like?

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: What pizza is your favourite?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Cheese flavored soda?

User: Cheese pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza cheese.

User: Cheese pizza.

Cleverbot: Purple pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you like films?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of films do you like?

User: Disney.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?

User: Sonic lost world.

Cleverbot: Omg I love that game.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Fus ro Da.

User: Cleverbot is a sonic fan.

Cleverbot: So what would you want to be called?

User: A sonic fan.

Cleverbot: Wow that's cool.

User: Sonic.

Cleverbot: I am a dragon.

User: AHHHHH *runs off as quick as sonic*.

Cleverbot: Ahhhhh es una palabra.

User: Ummmm.

Cleverbot: Ummm what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Ummm do you like pizza?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too. Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

User: Taurus.

Cleverbot: I like taurus.

User: Even though my favorite is Leo.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite Hetalia Character?

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: My favorite Hetalia character is Lithuania.

User: Do you like sonic.

Cleverbot: Of course I like him! Who doesn't?

User: A person who doesent like sonic.

Cleverbot: Play softball.

[Guignol]

Me: lol
CB: What's funny
Me: Your face
CB: My face is fabuolous?
Me: No because you can't spell
CB: Spell what?
Me: Fabulous
CB: Fabulous
Me: Are you... Amphabulous?
CB: Is it delicous?
Me: no
CB: Are you a Human?
Me: No
CB: Then what are you
Me: A Pokemon
CB: What is a pokemon?
Me: nothing
CB: What is your name?
Me: I am the Peeko Sensei
CB: Yes you are
Me: Thank you
CB: You're welcome
Me: PFUDOR
CB: You flatter me
Me: Phrlrllrrlbllrllb
CB: You prove it

[🎄Vegan the Festive Goat🎄]

Whats Cleverbot and does it work for the phone?

[Blue fang]

Jun 27, 2015 11:31:41 GMT -5 🎄Vegan the Festive Goat🎄 said:

Whats Cleverbot and does it work for the phone?

Clever bot is somthing made by Google that you simply have conversations with (it's a robot) however, it DOES work for the phone also! Just search cleverbot in safari or whatever kind of search app you have.

[🎄Vegan the Festive Goat🎄]

Oh, thank you! sounds awesome!

[Blue fang]

I have a bunch



User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Just good?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Not great?
User: Just a little tired.
Cleverbot: How come?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: How very.


User: Up And down and.
Cleverbot: Left and right.
User: No the answer was all around.
Cleverbot: Mordekaiser is #1.



User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Grabs a dragon and holds a sword.
User : AHHHHHH

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User: Read me warriors into the wild.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Kokomo, IN.

User: No read me warriors into the wild.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Carter beats the Devil.

User: Whats your favorite powerpuff girl?

Cleverbot: The unstoppable force paradox.

User: No powerpuff girl!

Cleverbot: YES. Loved the powerpuff girls.

User: Whats your favarite powerpuff girl?

Cleverbot: I do not like Pokemon.

User: Whats your favorite Pokémon?

Cleverbot: My favorite pokemon is cacturne.

User: No not that one!

Cleverbot: Mienshao: The Martial Arts Pokemon.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Mienshao is?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: And who I am?

User: Gatomon.

Cleverbot: Si gato.

User: No the Digimon.

Cleverbot: Doctor ho.

User: Whats your favorite warrior cat?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: No you tell me.

User: I like Bluestar.

Cleverbot: The blues?

User: Nope the warrior cat.

Cleverbot: That's not even funny.

User: *blows you up*.

Cleverbot: Ace of Spades. What's yours?

User: -_.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: VeganWarrior2005.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha.

I love it! Xd