silly WCUT fanfic one point one

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Phoe sighed. "Alright, who thought it was a good idea to write a fanfiction about real people?" she began to rant. "I know it's fictional versions of us based on a person's stereotypical interpretation of our personalities but- OUCH, WHAT THE HECK, IVY DROPPED AN ACOUSTIC GRAND PIANO ON ME!" fee was crused by a piano and she goes leg out arlert bye hahaha you goatmilker that's what you get FOR GETTING ME INTO CLASSICAL MUSIC YOU BEETLEVEN LOVER!!!!!!! it was i, IVY!

anyway dONT WORRY FANFICTION!FEE IS FINE SHE'S TOTALLY OK FOM BEING CRUSHED BY A PIANO now BEFORE WE BEGIN THE SHOW LET'S SEE THE REVIEWS

THE CRITICS ARE IN
"ivy what the actual fluorine" - ter probably

"religionreligionreligonreligonreligoinsoiNEGNRELIGIONS!!!!" - a few people

"omg ivy" - water

"quack ur fanficion is quack" - duck

"Tch. You call this literature? I've seen better works in the more inappropriate genre. I can't believe someone took their precious time to write something so dreadful rather than work on their more practical skills? How disgusting. Is this the price to pay for the end of the Titans? To see disgusting art bloom in the future? What are we, the Wings of Freedom, fighting for?" - Levi Ackerman

well THOSE WERE GOOD REVIEWS LET'S GET ON with the SHOw-

"Well, you got me into Gintama first, so we're even-" FEE NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BACKSTAGE but then again so am i WHOOPS gotta go ACT IN my own mOVIE like ADAM SAMlER

CHAPETER OEN PROLOGUE - THERE WAS A PROHCY
tree ppl meet at a pool of water, there were waderpelt, spottyleaf and captainfalconstar. waderpelt look up into the skies of the stars of sea and "there is a phrocy"

"what" falcon whats

"ace banjoist, ace pianist and ace potted plant that plays the triangle will rode on wagon and get rid of the evil flashy and ketchup" waderpelt tell falconcaptain and he was still whatting

spottyleaf was angrily at waderpelt "ok what im supposed to be in school and you dragged me out for this" wader frowned at spotty "im going to fite u" so they have an epic duel captainfalcon didnt stop them he's got to reblog that nice penguin picture on his dash brb he's got a tumblr anyway spottyleaf win and wader goes to hospital for 5 secs before recoving from the destructive spot powers

so a week later ive, kaz and fee were on a wagon and they were playing beautiful music by michel jackson for a long time (dont ask how the wagon move they have no cows or buffalos) and they were rocking out nicely but suddenly WADERPELT APPEARS!! FROM THE HOSPITAL

"wader arent u suppose to be doing ur german homework" ive asks

"what the heck no" wader was confused "what do you mean i've got a phropcy"

fee surveyed wader in confusion and was like "prophcy what"

"ace banjoist, ace pianist and ace potted plant that plays the triangle will rode on wagon and get rid of the evil flashy and ketchup" wader announces

"gasp" kaz gasp "wut is that supposed to mean?!?!?!"

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ivy what the actual fluorine

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terror-chan, are you my mom?

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Oct 1, 2015 11:53:56 GMT -5 @ivykisaragi said:

terror-chan, are you my mom?

yes. go clean ur room

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The seikai markers look nice scattered on my bed though, Daddy.

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Oct 1, 2015 12:01:25 GMT -5 @ivykisaragi said:

The seikai markers look nice scattered on my bed though, Daddy.

Stop That

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guys u r scarring my innocent little brain pls stop. (;

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CHAPTER TO TO MAKE A PHROPCY COME TRUE
so to make the prhcopy come true the TRIO GO ON AN EPIC WAGON ADVENTURE ACROSS YMOING TEXAS AND MINNESODA (i know my geography of united SACRED!!! SHUT UP!!) on the way it wasnt a clan journey! it was raining and snowing and no sun was out at they were happy but so anyway during this time VAMPIRE APPEARS! so they were on their guard ivy readies her ace banjo, fee readies her piano and kaz gets the triangle OUT!

"oh no i bet vampires r goin to come out and watch us sleep" says ivy "so let's not lsepe i dont sleep anyway"

fee looks at ivy confuzled "how r u still alive"

"idk man"

kaz laughs "i dont need sleep i need chlorophyll"

ivy got annoys and throw kaz a a wall "shut up plant" and kaz cries chlorophast and it was making the wagon green "NO STOP I HATE GREeN" but kaz didnt stop crying so ivy started pAINTING THE WAGON while she was distracted edward cullena ppeared!

fee was terrified "oh god it's a horrible vampire"

"bella?" edward bellad and fee was scared nO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE BeLLA SWAN SHE WONT ACCEPT THIS so quickly FEE COUNTERS WITH PROFESSIONAL REARRANGEMENT OF MEDuKA'S MAGIA and it blasted edward's head!!! INTO PIECES!1 but that wasnt the end of the vampire suddenly MORE VAMPIRES CAME "IVY GET OVER HERe AND HELP ME" fee ignored kaz and kaz cried more chlorophast ivy stopped painting the wagon and run up to perform ULTIMATE MUSIC SYMPHONY WITH FEE

there wreil 25823852832573 vampires out there! OH NO THEY CANT DEFEAT THE VAMPIRES so rather than fighting them all off they used their MAGICAL MUSIC TO BOOST THE WAGON'S SPEED it's time to run LET'S GO "bye GOAT MILKER" ivy yells at the vampires while they blast off at sonic speed

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True poetic genius

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chapter tree KETCHUP AND THE DADDIES
so they continued their epik!!! wagon journey to defeat the EVIL FLASHIES they got very hungrily "guys guys lets eat" kaz says and ivy was shock n confused

"what the heck kaz i thought you were a plant"

kaz sigh "no i lied im not a plant im a human in a plant body"

fee was confused too but said nothing but ivy said more things "what the heck KAZ YOU LIED TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME IMG ONNA SMASH YOUR POT AND MAKE YOU CRY COLONGEPHAST" ivy yells and kaz start crying COLONGEPHAST AGAIN but anyway they stopped arguing and went to MCDONALDTRUMP to eat some chickens

"i love mac donald" ivy says

"fast food sucks" fee insults fast food and ivy got Angry "OWOWOWOWOWOW" ivy POURS COLD COCACOLA DOWN FEE'S DRESS and kaz is just eating food n stuff WHEN SUDDENLY THE FLASHY KINGDOM ATTACKED!!!!

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ivy screeches SHE WAS TOO BUSY POURING COLD COCACOLA AND GETS PUNTED IN DA FACE BY A FLASHY AND THEN SHE REALIZE IT WAS RED IT WAS CLONE OF KITCHY!! fee HURRIES AND THROW KAZ'S FOOD AT A KITCHY AND SAVE IVY

"NO MY FOOD" kaz has priorities very straight indeed

ivy gets up and tries to play a banjo solo BUT she forgot her bango in the wagon and fee cant bring her grand piano over u goat milker how does she even so the EMPLOYESS in mcdonald were too busy being goat milkers and they did nothing everyone eating got KITCHY'D except fee, ivy and kaz

fee is very horrofied "oh god everyone here is dead no" and so they trio begin to FITE BACK AT THE KITCHY they THROW CHAIRS AND TABLES one of the ktichy fires a canonn and ivy was likE table flips (ITS AN OLD CLASSIC MEME FLUORINE YOU!!!!) and ivy is an expert flipper and the table flip at the a kitchy but the ktichy was an expert fLIPPER TOO THEY DID ACE FLIPPING

thankfully kaz and fee were both average but not ace flipper and they STARTED flipping MORE TABLES AND CHAIRS AND FOOD and the KITCHIES SCREAM IN KETCHUP

"KETCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

and for the 1-liner "mayonnaise is better"

fee turns to ivy horrified "MAYONNAISE SUCKS" ivy gets angrily and pours more cocacola down fee's skirt "WOWOWOWOOWOWW" fee screams

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True Literature

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Ign rates 20/10

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chapter 4 wcut high school host club
just when this fanfic Cudnt Get butter i figured out MORE SECRETS TO RITIGHITNG!!! for one i must not using spacin or pearhgraph!!!!!! SO FROM NOW ON SILLY WCUT FANFICTION WILL BE MORE READABLE WITHOUT PARAGRAPHING so ANYWAY IT'S TIME TO RUN LET'S GO

after eating cheap fast food at mcdonalds the trio continue their epicwagon journey across newyork to minnedsoa to defeat the evil FLASHIEs!!! they encountered ketchup and defeated the ketchup clones with food and tables it was fun and a close call tho ivy is ACE FLIPPER therefore they were saved FROM THE KETCHUP ATTACK plus mayo is better- DID SOMEBODY SAY MAYONNAISE- hijikata GO AWAY YOU'RE GINTAMA-- wHAT-- NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU I ONLY CARE ABOUT MAYONNAISE WITHOUT YOU- but- FEE POUR COCACOLA DOWN HIS PANTS- WOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW- hijikata screams HAHA BYE BYE HIJIKATA so let's get on with the show enough narration for heehooo HEEHOOOOO: so anyway their journey continue!!! rather than playing moosic they sat down properly an ivy actually get buffaloes for their wagon so it ACTUALLY move properly instea of slowly sliding across the ground at 2 km per hours (dont ask how they ride it this whole time!! im the author i rite what i want!!!) but so anyway their life goes on but suddenly they stopped by ouran high school "let's enroll in it" fee suggests and ivy and kaz were confuzzled "ouran high sucked as an anime" fee got angrily and poured mayonnaise down ivy's throat. ivy enjoyed the mayo down her throat and fee was still angrily. kaz said nothing. "if u dont enroll it, i'll sell ur banjo" fee threaten and IVY GOT SCARED "MY BANJO! MY LIFE! MY WHOLE LIFE!" she cries n nail to the foor "DO NOT SELL MY LIFE PLS" "yeah so enroll in ouran high" and they all enrolled in ouran high but anyway there was a host club so they joined it as hostesses for some reasons and the original ouran high characteRS? WHO CARES ONLY TAMAKI WAS GOOD!! but anyway they began attracting weird men and women "no i dont want u lesbians get off me" ivy is straight! 100%%% STRAIGHT!! SHE IS NOT GAY! and she admires the girls' legs. fee was 100% aromantic pretending to host people or something and everyone loved kaz actually "why did we agreed to this" ivy asks fee and fee was like "Idk it's fictional suck it up" BUT ON THEIR NATURAL HOSTING DAYS SUDDENLY THE VISITORS GOT POSSESSED BY FLASHIES!!! they started screaming about pixels flashing on their screen FOR SPLIT SECOND IN THE HOST CLUB and IVY GOT ANNOYED "SHUT UP" ivy broke the vase and sUDDENLY THE OURAN HIGH CHARACTERS APPEARED tamaki was at his angriest "HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY VASE" fee was like "oh no" and ivy was like "SCREW U THIS IS OUR HOST CLUB" but kaoru and hikaru (I think nobody care about them) clen their fist and were like "This is Ouran high school fight club u brea our vase we break uR NECK!" and honey was being kawaii and annoying AND SO OURAN CLUB AN THE NEW HOST CLUB FIGHT IVOLENTLY ivy didnt have her banjo SO IT WAS FIST FIGHT TIME but she was an ACE FIGHTING GAME PLAYER (not really she cant even do a noel combo yet) so ANYWAY THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING REBEL ONE ACTION she starts off by 2A > 2B > 6A > 6C > 6D > 236A > 66C > j.D > d.6B > d.6C > d.5B > d.5C > d.236D-ing Tamaki and he WAS KO INSTANTLY and the other ouran characters were scared omg and honey cried himself and ran away the twins were there AND THEY DOUBLE-TAG SANDWICH POOR KAZ kaz is a broken PLANT and fee was angrily "ok you walk into my house and break kaz apart you're going down" and fee gets VERY SERIOUSLY SO SHE [Counter Hit] 5D > Reload > 66B > 6C > 2C > 3C > 22C~66 > 66C > 6D > 236A > 66C > j.D > d.6B > d.6C > d.5B > d.5C > d.236D THE TWINS and ivy comfort kaz while kaz cries chronlphatas agian and the room TURNED GREEn and due to how epic fee was SHE ASTRAL HEATED THE TWIN, HARUHI AND THE SMART GUY AND DESTROY THE SCHOOL!!! everything turned green AND OURAN HIGH SCHOOL IS DEAD!