Deathclan, the clan of random death
Feb 20, 2021 11:05:33 GMT -5
Post by Shadowrunner on Feb 20, 2021 11:05:33 GMT -5
just a random fanfic Im making cause I have writers block, I'm bored, and I feel like trying to beat the "if firestar never came to thunderclan" post lol so here you go.
leader: Deadstar
Deputy: Rottingtail
Medicine cat: Deadheart, Apprentice: Mousedeath
Warriors
Nosmile
Missingtail
Lostheart
Bilefur
Guidelost
Tigerclaw
Willowdead
Fallenthrush
Peltshredder
Poisonedbird
Apprentices
Nopaw
Killpaw
Deathpaw
Hisspaw
Vilepaw
Queens
Redblood
Fangshred
Kits:
Deadkit
Soontobedeadkit
Annoyingkit
Leavekit
Goawaykit
(Soontobedeadkit is my favorite lol)
Deadstars Clan of Morons
Deadstar woke up to find that he was surrounded by his clanmates. “alright another day of leading these morons” he muttered under his breath, ignoring the fact that he should say mouse brain instead of moron. He went to the ledge that he stood at when he spoke to the clan and called out his unceremonial words. “All cats who are stupid or morons come gather under the death ledge, and by stupid or morons I mean all of you” he yowled, and the cats he commanded came to him, accepting that they were stupid and moronic. “I have something to say” he yowled again as everyone gathered under the death ledge. “I must say this, you all know that you are stupid, so let me just remind you again, I am your superior, you must listen to me, you are my servants, also hmm” he paused, thinking of what else to say “I feel like this clan shouldn’t exist and like there is supposed to be a kittypet invading one of the clans who should be here right now but whatever, class dismissed!” he yowled, and hopped down from the high ledge. Soontobedeadkit walked up to Deadstar, who didn’t care what happened to his clan, and mewed cheerfully, “Hey Deadstar I’m going to go sneak out of camp, try to catch a thrush, and instead be snuck up on by a fox and get shredded to bits is that ok?” he said, looking cheerful. “Yes sure as long as it will make you leave me alone” Deadstar growled, shooing the kit away. And the kit bounded cheerfully off to her death. Soon after, fangshred came to deadstar asking where her kit was “have you seen soontobedeadkit?” she asked, trying to seem worried but actually not caring very much at all because she knew she would be over it in 2 seconds. “Meh probably shredded to bits by a fox” Deadstar replied, uninterested. He sat back down and went to sleep, knowing full well he would immediately die the next day.
Leh next day
Rottingtail ran out to the clearing, with blood smeared all over his pelt. “Deadstar is dead!” he yowled, acting surprised. The camp broke out into yowls of surprise, wondering what happened, completely ignoring the blood all over Rottingtails pelt. “Wow Deadstar was right they really are morons” Rottingtail said, without even whispering so everybody could hear him but they just ignored him because they are stupid and weren’t going to realize Rottingtail killed him until he was already Rottingstar, he had full control of the clan, and everybody was suffering.
(imma make more later but heres it so far lol)
leader: Deadstar
Deputy: Rottingtail
Medicine cat: Deadheart, Apprentice: Mousedeath
Warriors
Nosmile
Missingtail
Lostheart
Bilefur
Guidelost
Tigerclaw
Willowdead
Fallenthrush
Peltshredder
Poisonedbird
Apprentices
Nopaw
Killpaw
Deathpaw
Hisspaw
Vilepaw
Queens
Redblood
Fangshred
Kits:
Deadkit
Soontobedeadkit
Annoyingkit
Leavekit
Goawaykit
(Soontobedeadkit is my favorite lol)
Deadstars Clan of Morons
Deadstar woke up to find that he was surrounded by his clanmates. “alright another day of leading these morons” he muttered under his breath, ignoring the fact that he should say mouse brain instead of moron. He went to the ledge that he stood at when he spoke to the clan and called out his unceremonial words. “All cats who are stupid or morons come gather under the death ledge, and by stupid or morons I mean all of you” he yowled, and the cats he commanded came to him, accepting that they were stupid and moronic. “I have something to say” he yowled again as everyone gathered under the death ledge. “I must say this, you all know that you are stupid, so let me just remind you again, I am your superior, you must listen to me, you are my servants, also hmm” he paused, thinking of what else to say “I feel like this clan shouldn’t exist and like there is supposed to be a kittypet invading one of the clans who should be here right now but whatever, class dismissed!” he yowled, and hopped down from the high ledge. Soontobedeadkit walked up to Deadstar, who didn’t care what happened to his clan, and mewed cheerfully, “Hey Deadstar I’m going to go sneak out of camp, try to catch a thrush, and instead be snuck up on by a fox and get shredded to bits is that ok?” he said, looking cheerful. “Yes sure as long as it will make you leave me alone” Deadstar growled, shooing the kit away. And the kit bounded cheerfully off to her death. Soon after, fangshred came to deadstar asking where her kit was “have you seen soontobedeadkit?” she asked, trying to seem worried but actually not caring very much at all because she knew she would be over it in 2 seconds. “Meh probably shredded to bits by a fox” Deadstar replied, uninterested. He sat back down and went to sleep, knowing full well he would immediately die the next day.
Leh next day
Rottingtail ran out to the clearing, with blood smeared all over his pelt. “Deadstar is dead!” he yowled, acting surprised. The camp broke out into yowls of surprise, wondering what happened, completely ignoring the blood all over Rottingtails pelt. “Wow Deadstar was right they really are morons” Rottingtail said, without even whispering so everybody could hear him but they just ignored him because they are stupid and weren’t going to realize Rottingtail killed him until he was already Rottingstar, he had full control of the clan, and everybody was suffering.
(imma make more later but heres it so far lol)