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Post by 🍂 Elkpelt 🍂 on May 11, 2016 18:02:29 GMT -5
"Because i used to be marryed to a Dragon"
I am a durp because...
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Post by Stormstar on May 15, 2016 8:58:47 GMT -5
I fell off my elk too many times (and that's why I look so frightened in the image).
My eye hurts because...
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Post by Olive on May 16, 2016 9:55:13 GMT -5
I fell into a bucket of salt with my eyes open. (...Is it weird that i am this...demented?)
I know a person who....
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Post by Stormstar on May 17, 2016 11:36:00 GMT -5
can lick their own eyeball. (Eye stuff all around today)
I have a feeling that...
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Hollyleaf ღ
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Daijoubu! Yoisho! Ichi-ni! 1 2 3!
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Post by Hollyleaf ღ on May 19, 2016 16:55:03 GMT -5
I can see you through the internet with my virtual eyeball which is all around today
Maybe I should go find...
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Post by Olive on May 20, 2016 8:05:05 GMT -5
Out who killed the butler because for once the butler isn't the murderer!!
IN the dead of the night...
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Post by Stormstar on May 20, 2016 11:41:03 GMT -5
evil will find her (and now that song's in my head)
There can be only one...
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Hollyleaf ღ
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Post by Hollyleaf ღ on May 21, 2016 16:09:21 GMT -5
Who can save you, and his name is God. ((I'm Christian. I have to))
Today the fiddle decided...
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Post by Stormstar on May 21, 2016 17:27:54 GMT -5
I'm a Christian too, more or less (more or less because I really don't wanna align myself with all the hateful "Christians" out there. Yes, I know there's good Christians too but the awful ones are louder).
to make cows jump over moons.
I just got back home after...
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Hollyleaf ღ
Holiday Elf
Daijoubu! Yoisho! Ichi-ni! 1 2 3!
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Post by Hollyleaf ღ on May 21, 2016 17:49:02 GMT -5
It's cool you're a Christian c: Yay!
...I'd bought groceries which cost more than government products(I dunno)
Today something happened and...
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Post by Stormstar on May 21, 2016 17:54:56 GMT -5
^.^
...now I have five arms and an extra eye.
I bought a snowcone machine because...
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Hollyleaf ღ
Holiday Elf
Daijoubu! Yoisho! Ichi-ni! 1 2 3!
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Post by Hollyleaf ღ on May 23, 2016 17:30:49 GMT -5
...No matter what I tried I couldn't get Elsa powers so this was the next best thing
If only today there happened to be...
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Post by Stormstar on May 24, 2016 15:32:33 GMT -5
a walrus driving a yellow submarine!
I ate all the apples in the orchard because
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Post by Wolf on May 25, 2016 11:44:49 GMT -5
because shut up, that's why, and apples are rubbish I hate apples.
I was watching Supernatural, when suddenly
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Post by Stormstar on May 25, 2016 14:27:54 GMT -5
my TV broke and I burned down my house in rage.
I am really tired because
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