:The Origins of Rainbowshine:
Apr 12, 2016 21:41:18 GMT -5
Post by ★Rainbowshine★ on Apr 12, 2016 21:41:18 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a cat named Molepelt, he came up with a stupid prophecy that farted out Brokenstar to destroy the clans and stuff. One day he got into some catmint and made another prophecy.
"And therefore it came to pass," Molepelt mewed like he was drunk (Which he kinda was) "That the next kit born will have the powers of rainbows in her paws."
Yellowfang came up and hit him in the head with a baseball bat "You idiot! No one will ever buy the next book with a cat with rainbow powers!"
Bluestar came up to join them "They already bought the fourth series, and we all know how good those were." As Yellowfang smacked her also.
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And therefore it came to pass that a kit named Rainbowkit was born, and she had uber rainbow powers and stuff. She had a white coat with red-brown splotches on her butt. THunderclan won every battle because Thunderclan is best clan and stuff, and also they had a rainbow cat on their side. Windclan, Shadowclan and Riverclam couldn't do anything as they were overthorn by the absolutely amazing and beautiful and amazing Rainbowshine.
And then Rainbowshine fell in love with a rouge named Aaron, and they had kits and stuff. Aaron liked leaves also, and stuff.
But the jerk Thunderclan leader Badguystar killed her kits and stuff, and her mate. Rainbowshine killed them with the powers of rainbowz and raced into space.
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And then she met a cat named Storm, and he was the biggest jerk in the history of anything ever. She ripped open his belly, pulled out his entrails, grabbed his tail, stuffed it in his mouth, and pulled it back out his butt. While he was screaming in agony, she was playing jump rope with his intestines.
The End and stuff.
"And therefore it came to pass," Molepelt mewed like he was drunk (Which he kinda was) "That the next kit born will have the powers of rainbows in her paws."
Yellowfang came up and hit him in the head with a baseball bat "You idiot! No one will ever buy the next book with a cat with rainbow powers!"
Bluestar came up to join them "They already bought the fourth series, and we all know how good those were." As Yellowfang smacked her also.
---
And therefore it came to pass that a kit named Rainbowkit was born, and she had uber rainbow powers and stuff. She had a white coat with red-brown splotches on her butt. THunderclan won every battle because Thunderclan is best clan and stuff, and also they had a rainbow cat on their side. Windclan, Shadowclan and Riverclam couldn't do anything as they were overthorn by the absolutely amazing and beautiful and amazing Rainbowshine.
And then Rainbowshine fell in love with a rouge named Aaron, and they had kits and stuff. Aaron liked leaves also, and stuff.
But the jerk Thunderclan leader Badguystar killed her kits and stuff, and her mate. Rainbowshine killed them with the powers of rainbowz and raced into space.
---
And then she met a cat named Storm, and he was the biggest jerk in the history of anything ever. She ripped open his belly, pulled out his entrails, grabbed his tail, stuffed it in his mouth, and pulled it back out his butt. While he was screaming in agony, she was playing jump rope with his intestines.
The End and stuff.
pppeeeaaaccceee.
