A shoutbox drama

[Hollyleaf ღ]

I was being weird

I posted it because I thought it was funny and I hope you will too

here is probably the weirdest thing you'll ever see:

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◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: viva's hair is getting way too long tho maaaan

moon! toast: who are you the hair police

moon! toast: maybe viva wants to be a cabbage princess you don't know

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: I am indeed the hair police i'm also the chief of bagels the envy of donuts Oh look I've received a call

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: *takes call* hello this is chief of bagels I mean the new intern - hush hush don't tell anyone - what is your complaint

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: hello someone has mistaken me for a donut without glaze

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: And why is that sir bagel

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: well cause I was wearing sprinkles I had decided to add a little flair

Fruity: Does that bagel run a twitter

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel do you run a twitter

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: do I run a what

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel do you have an account on this thing called the twitter it's like facebook but with bird sounds

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: oh yes I have that the bird sounds are quite lovely today do you not think

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: No they are as annoying as ever - bagel, tell me, what were we talking about again?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: ummm - someone called me a donut

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: it's a compliment

moon! toast: you donut say?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: what is that supposed to mean

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Oh well I mean everyone knows donuts are quite pretty and delicious -

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: EXCUSE ME SIR

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: well that is quite the british accent

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: YOU DO NOT INSULT MY PLAINNESS LIKE THAT

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: GET ME YOUR MANAGER

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: oh the british accent is still going keep talking friend

detectiveham: i dont even kno what to do

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: ( i'm cracking up at myself is this okay )

moon! toast: no it's illegal you should go to jail forever

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: it's too late sir i'm going to jail

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: i'm a police actually tho

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: A police who is a bagel what is this witchcraft

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: DARN THAT STEREOTYPE I AM ARRESTING YOU

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: hold on are you talking to someone else called 'darn that stereotype' or did you fit two comments into one statement

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: what is your name

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Hollyleaf

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: that's a terrible name

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: thanks I gave it to myself because my parents left me at birth

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: they didn't even arrive to my birth

detectiveham: then how were birthef

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: I pity you now - I suppose I won't throw you in jail

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: o thanks man

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: I AM A BAGEL, SIR

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: i'm a ma'am, sir

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: oh and the accent is back yay

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: how often to you get out into the real world, son

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: every Tuesday when I maul my arch nemesis

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: ...YOU DO WHAT?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: oh no it's a play-on-words, see

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: I go to the mall with him but I call it 'mauling' because he's my arch nemesis - y'know

detectiveham: 90% of the chat rn is hol talkin to herself

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: What has the word come to

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: apparently a world where bagels are self-aware and intelligent

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: also you mistakenly said word instead of world

moon! toast: cheesy.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: who said that? WHO SAID CHEESY

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M QUITE GOOD WITH CHEESE

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: ooh the accent Kaz keep making him mad

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Oh and bagel how would you know if you're good with cheese or not

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: common knowledge

detectiveham: oh mby g od,,

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: ok

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: so when are you arresting me this can't last on forever

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: police: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: I'd rather not because I care right now

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: oh my that's my ex-wife

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: days of our lives dododo

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: no, seriously, that police is my ex-wife

detectiveham: thars not even english 18 minutes ago

detectiveham: that officer is my ex wife not that police

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: the ham has a point, bagel

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: do you realize how odd that sentence sounds

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: speak for yourself you're a bagel

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: police: ....Jonathan?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: ...yes. It is I.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: who talks like you

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: SILENCE.

detectiveham: objection bagels cannot have names

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: anyway, greetings Margie - it's been awhile.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: it certainly has.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: this is getting on my nerves can we just talk backstory now since it's inevitable

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: SHE CHEATED ON ME.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: *audience gasps*

detectiveham: Is margie a bagel too

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: It wasn't my fault! I was framed!

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: by what?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: A FRAME

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: Oh come on i'm cheesier than that

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: You can do betteer

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: the typos are horrible here

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: No, really; You took a picture of the whole thing and framed it

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: That's more like it

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Why would you frame it

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: why wouldn't I frame it

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: I just dislike you more and more

detectiveham: how do u..n take a picture...of someon cheating

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Also the ham has a point - once again

moon! toast: are you still doing this

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: NEVERMIND THAT

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: plotholes

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: THE POINT IS - I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME

detectiveham: why are you still bein a bagel

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: but with who?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: ....I.... I....

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: a donut

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: *audience gasps*

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: arrest her for this act, bagel

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: ...I can't...

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: why? Are you still in love with her?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: no.... i'm still talking with you over the phone

detectiveham: im

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: Why am I here again

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: to arrest me - NO WAIT I MEAN... to not arrest me. *winks*

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: BAGEL I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: So does that mean you believe me

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: I WAS WRONG. Could you possibly forgive me...?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: so am I free to go then

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: .........Jonathan?

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: bagel: ....okay, fine... I forgive you.

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: OH YAY HAPPY ENDING i'm just gonna.... slip out here -

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: *turns dramatically* YOU

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: ...me

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: If it wasn't for you I would not have been able to ask Jonathan for forgiveness... for this I thank you

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Oh that's great that's fine that's good can I LEAVE

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: Officer Margie: ........fine

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: *curtain falls and cast bows behind it*

◘♦Hollyleaf♦◘: the end

detectiveham: about time

i'm sorry

[🎄Vegan the Festive Goat🎄]

XD XD XD XD <X3 So funneh! XD XD XD XD XD XD X3

[Amberheart]

This...this...was...THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER READ! [blows nose]

[Hollyleaf ღ]

lol ;w;

[Willowisp🍃]

Holly. Whenever I am on the shoutbox I will pm you. This is beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*

[Hollylight]

;-; My shoutbox has disappeared for no reason.

[Kätzchen]

Oct 1, 2015 17:28:25 GMT -5 Hollylight said:

;-; My shoutbox has disappeared for no reason.

I will give you one

[Hollyleaf ღ]

Oh my goodness

Kaz, that's a raisin

[Kätzchen]

oopsie!!

[Hollyleaf ღ]

.....................oh...
reason, raisin

I get it now

[cooper]

why is there no shoutbox cri

[Hollyleaf ღ]

People were failing to get along so it was temporarily taken down

[Hollylight]

Oh... Well that explains things, thanks :) I kept seeing things about people arguing over minions... very strange. And thank you Kaz for that creepy raisin and beautiful pun ;3

[cooper]

if it was partly because of minions then I was involved
egh

[Hollylight]

Anyone know when it's going back up? :/