KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf
Holiday Elf
Elves I will give you bread, land and peace. Elves we will win the day for our kind as is our right
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Post by KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf on Dec 1, 2015 23:58:11 GMT -5
Because elves make cookies and cookies are great. What do reindeer make? $2.50 more than you per hour. Hey the Elves recently unionized and our wages have raised by $3 after the great Elf strike of last month.
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Post by ❄🐾Luna🐾❄ on Dec 1, 2015 23:58:30 GMT -5
$2.50 more than you per hour. Hey the Elves recently unionized and our wages have raised by $3 after the great Elf strike of last month. We make cookies too. Also might I add that I AM THE OFFICAL COOKIE QUEEN >B3
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Post by Roz on Dec 1, 2015 23:59:15 GMT -5
Because elves make cookies and cookies are great. What do reindeer make? $2.50 more than you per hour. And we make Christmas because who else is going to fly Santa all over the globe? OOOOOOOOOH
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Post by ❄🐾Luna🐾❄ on Dec 1, 2015 23:59:32 GMT -5
OHHHH -Highhooves-
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KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf
Holiday Elf
Elves I will give you bread, land and peace. Elves we will win the day for our kind as is our right
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Post by KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf on Dec 2, 2015 0:00:42 GMT -5
$2.50 more than you per hour. And we make Christmas because who else is going to fly Santa all over the globe? OOOOOOOOOH Not much of a Christmas without any toys. You know like the ones that the Elves make all year around. The elves are the real mvp's of Christmas.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 0:02:13 GMT -5
And we make Christmas because who else is going to fly Santa all over the globe? OOOOOOOOOH Not much of a Christmas without any toys. You know like the ones that the Elves make all year around. The elves are the real mvp's of Christmas. Nonsense, if there weren't any toys then Santa could just say everyone was bad (+blame it on something like technology), give all the kids coal, and call it a year. Delivering the goods onto the market is more important.
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KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf
Holiday Elf
Elves I will give you bread, land and peace. Elves we will win the day for our kind as is our right
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Post by KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf on Dec 2, 2015 0:06:10 GMT -5
Not much of a Christmas without any toys. You know like the ones that the Elves make all year around. The elves are the real mvp's of Christmas. Nonsense, if there weren't any toys then Santa could just say everyone was bad (+blame it on something like technology), give all the kids coal, and call it a year. Delivering the goods onto the market is more important. Who do you think mines the coal. ELVES. We toil in the great and dark mines of the north pole to supply all the products that Santa uses for Christmas. No elves no Christmas. Although the Krampus loves the idea of calling ever kid bad this year I think that would be an awful Christmas for everyone but the Krampus and the Grinch.
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Post by Willowisp🍃 on Dec 2, 2015 0:12:17 GMT -5
Ya. And we have great strategists. And can play chess. Cuz that's all that matters.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 0:13:51 GMT -5
Ya. And we have great strategists. And can play chess. Cuz that's all that matters. Name one famous Elf Strategist in the Elf Military from the 19th century. Is there an elf military? Probably not. Santa doesn't militarise elves.
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Post by Willowisp🍃 on Dec 2, 2015 0:17:06 GMT -5
I prefer to study human history to know how to create things for them. In their world, we are loved in tons of literature. In their world deer are hunted for food.
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Post by ✞~Spottedleaf ~✞ on Dec 2, 2015 0:21:47 GMT -5
Well this is a nice coming home from work surprise.
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beech
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Post by beech on Dec 2, 2015 0:23:42 GMT -5
Welcome back Spot!
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KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf
Holiday Elf
Elves I will give you bread, land and peace. Elves we will win the day for our kind as is our right
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Post by KoradeKramp/tnempoleved noclaf on Dec 2, 2015 0:23:59 GMT -5
Ya. And we have great strategists. And can play chess. Cuz that's all that matters. Name one famous Elf Strategist in the Elf Military from the 19th century. Is there an elf military? Probably not. Santa doesn't militarise elves. Glorfindel the elf that slayed a Balrog in single combat and the victor the battle of Fornost and a warrior of the first age of middle earth. An Elf so great the the Valar brought him back during before the war of ring to fight the evil of Sauron once more. Truly the greatest of elves. ( Falconstar this is all for you, be proud of me)
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Post by Willowisp🍃 on Dec 2, 2015 0:24:43 GMT -5
*tackles immediately* Spotted join the elves! EDIT: Snowvester you betrayed us! EDIT2: And what about Elrond? He was a brilliant strategist!
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beech
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Post by beech on Dec 2, 2015 0:26:20 GMT -5
I am afraid to say I've been peer pressured into betraying my small brethren.
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