That's My Forbidden Love! - A Warrior Cats Interview
Jan 13, 2016 17:44:08 GMT -5
Post by Hollyleaf ღ on Jan 13, 2016 17:44:08 GMT -5
[*With special guest appearances from shoutbox members]
Episode 1: Crowfeather's Point of View
Episode 2: Best Friends and Love Triangles
Interviewer: Firestar, sit right down here. *pats chair*
Firestar: ...I-I... I don't know...
Interviewer: ...Why not?
Katzchen: a tree might fall on that chair
Sandstorm: Oh, he has an age-old fear of chairs. It's secretly one of the reasons he left to join ThunderClan.
Interviewer: Juicy.
Lightingstorm: *revives spottedleaf and sets firestar on the ground*
Sandstorm: Juicy? What is that?
Lightingstorm: Now we can start
Interviewer: Oh, you know, like juicy juice?
Sandstorm: *stares at interviewer blankly*
Lightningstorm: Mouse blood
Interviewer: Aaaanyway, we're on the air! Spottedleaf, why don't you take a seat beside Sandstorm?
Spottedleaf: ...I... I don't know...
Interviewer: What? Don't tell me you have a fear of chairs too?
Spottedleaf: No.... just Sandstorm...
Sandstorm: She's got a reason to.
Interviewer: Oh, come on, we're on live Tv. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Spottedleaf: *tentatively creeps toward chair and sits down*
Sandstorm: *shoves Spottedleaf off of chair*
Spottedleaf: ....eeeehh....
Interviewer: Okay, um, why don't you just stay where you are? Let's start the interview then.
Lightningstorm: Ok, Let's cange things up this time because I don't have a script. Sandstorm, Spottedleaf. Debate why you should have Firestar as your mate
Interviewer: HAHAHAH I DON'T HAVE THUNDER TO STEAL ANYWAY
Sandstorm: *glares threateningly at Spottedleaf*
Spottedleaf: .....I... don't... have any reason for him to be my mate?
Sandstorm: Smart answer.
Lightningstorm: Just do it.
Sandstorm: All the reasons for me... Let's see, he loves me more, he loves me only, we both had kits, spottedleaf is dead and a medicine cat, and I'm prettier.
Firestar: It's true
Spottedleaf: Ouch.
Firestar: Sorry, what she says goes.
Lightningstorm: I REVIVED spottedleaf and she's not a medicine cat anymore
Firestar: But... to be completely honest... it is true. I no longer have feelings for Spottedleaf and I love Sandstorm unconditionally. We DO have kits and I have no regrets. I'm not going to get into the prettier thing though.
Interviewer: Okay, but.... but... this is live TV... don't you have some teeny tiny little flame left for your former medicine cat?
Firestar: no
Interviewer: but -
Firestar: no
Spottedleaf: That's all I expect too. I don't want to take him away from Sandstorm. ....Even if she is terrifying
Interviewer: *whispers curtly to Lightningstorm* quick, we need some drama!
Lightningstorm: Fine. *Throws them back to thunderclan* Who's next?
Interviewer: Let's see... Graystripe, Silverstream, and Millie
Lightningstorm: *Drags them into the room*
Snoweh: -Casually strolls in- Meow?
Ebrithil: Lightningstorm: A SPECIAL GUEST! I need to go soon so let's wrap this up
Ebrithil: Lightningstorm: *leaves room*
Meow: we're doing this again???
Interviewer: Ah, Graystripe, Silverstream, how much did you love each other?
Millie: *stares at the ceiling and begins to whistle*
Silverstream: Oh, I loved him very much. The warrior code made no difference to me.
Graystripe: Aw, you're so sweet... I loved you too. I would have abolished that part of the code if I could.
Silverstream: And we had such beautiful kits together.....
Graystripe: Oh, the most gorgeous... Oh... I loved growing up with them for the little while that I could. Little Stormfur and Feathertail....
Silverstream: Stormfur looked just like you! Wasn't he a handsome little kit? And the same yellow eyes like a harvest moon.
Graystripe: And Feathertail grew up to be such a beautiful cat. She had the same markings you did... and she joined you about the same age you entered starclan...
Silverstream: Oooh! I love spending time with her. Did you know she does the exact same thing you do when-
Millie: THIS IS NICE AND ALL BUT MAYBE I SHOULD TALK
Graystripe: Oh, I'm sorry honey, please speak what's on your mind.
Millie: ....Um....
Millie: Well I don't actually have anything to say but-
Silverstream: Oh, Graystripe, I heard that our little Stormfur had kits of his own!
Graystripe: Oh yes he did! I haven't met them yet, but Lionblaze and Jayfeather and the others that went on that journey told me what they're like. They say they're the cutest...
Silverstream: Oh, I would love to see them! We have grandbabies - I'm so happy!
Millie: I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT GRAYSTRIPE AND I'S SON WAS MATES WITH DOVEWING
Silverstream: Oh, really? How are they?
Millie: WELL.... THEY BROKE UP.... BUT Y'KNOW, GRAYSTRIPE AND I'S KITS CAN BE CUTE TOO
Graystripe: Yeah. Oh, you know that Blossomfall was in the dark forest for a little bit? And Briarlight is paralyzed in both her legs. And Bumblestripe has been crying for days over losing Dovewing....
Millie: ...YES THEY'RE ALL VERY WELL ACCOMPLISHED
Silverstream: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about that. Well maybe I could give Bumblestripe some tips on relationships. And if Briarlight joins us in starclan I promise i'll look after her like she was my own daughter.
Millie: WELL EXCUSE ME BUT THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY SHE WILL BE FINE AND SHE'S MY DAUGHTER AHAHA
sтαяcℓαη800: hi
Millie: AND BUMBLESTRIPE IS A FINE YOUNG MAN HE CAN GET A SHE-CAT ON HIS OWN
Silverstream: Excuse me... maybe I've missed out on a lot... but... what's a man?
Millie: ....HAHAHA STUPID SHE-CAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN RAISED BY KITTYPETS SO YOU WOULD KNOW THINGS
Interviewer: Oooookaaaay well, that's all the time we have right now. We'll resolve this talk next episode. See you next time on 'That's My Forbidden Love!'
Episode 1: Crowfeather's Point of View
Interviewer: Crowfeather, what exactly made you fall for the RiverClan she-cat?
Crowfeather: Oh, well, she was really pretty
Interviewer: I see... Love at first sight. Could you describe how you came to like her afterwards?
Crowfeather: Oh... Well... She was really pretty
Interviewer: Interesting. But what about her made you want to break the warrior code?
Meowba Fett: omg
Meowba Fett: holly
Crowfeather: Oh
Crowfeather: Well
Interviewer: She was really pretty?
Meowba Fett: spam
Meowba Fett: spam
Crowfeather: No, I was going to say she was really intelligent, but yeah, that too
Interviewer: I see. At what point did you confess your feelings for the she-cat?
Crowfeather: I dunno
Interviewer: ....Well, you must know, because at some point you were planning to be mates once the journey was ended...
Crowfeather: How do you know all of this
Interviewer: Nevermind that. Do tell, Crowfeather, was she the one to make the first move?
Crowfeather: Well I vaguely remember something about her telling me 'I love you let's run away together' and then I'm like 'I love you too but we don't really know the way back to the clans should we wait a bit' and she's like 'yeah ok'
Interviewer: I see, I see. Did you feel she was the only one for you?
Crowfeather: She was really pretty.
Interviewer: Next question.
Interviewer: How did you happen to fall for Leafpool when you were so confident of your love towards Feathertail?
Crowfeather: She seemed nice.
Interviewer: Was she gorgeous?
Crowfeather: She was okay.
Interviewer: Oh. Well, does that mean you loved Feathertail more than Leafpool?
Crowfeather: No, I loved Leafpool more.
Interviewer: ...Okay, well, how did you know you loved Leafpool?
Crowfeather: She was really pretty.
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: ....But you said........ nevermind. Uh, Did you expect to have kits with the she-cat?
Crowfeather: Do you expect when you're going to die?
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: ...no
Crowfeather: Well there you go.
Interviewer: ...But wait, does that mean I'm going to die?
Crowfeather: I dunno.
Lightningstorm: *barges in* Of course you will die. It's just a matter of time
Interviewer: ....*ahem* ...Well, do you love your kits? And do you still love Leafpool?
Crowfeather: Yes.
Interviewer: ...To which question?
Crowfeather: Yes.
Lightningstorm: Can I interview?
Interviewer: One moment, sir. Crowfeather, what made you fall for Nightcloud when you loved Leafpool even more than Feathertail?
Crowfeather: Oh, I didn't fall for her.
Interviewer: ...What?
Crowfeather: Yeah. I don't know what happened with that one.
Interviewer: But then why did you become mates with her?
Lightningstorm: *Brings Feathertail back to life*
Crowfeather: I just told you, I don't know what happened with that one
Interviewer: Oh, my! This just in, Feathertail is in the building?
Crowfeather: Oh, that's nice. ...Wait what? FEATHERTAIL?!
Lightningstorm: *laughs* Yes.
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: Feathertail, what do you think of Crowfeather now that you know about all of this?
Lightningstorm: I have a knack of bringing cats back to life
Lightningstorm: Hi meow
Meowba Fett: h0i
Feathertail: He's really pretty
Interviewer: Well that explains a lot of things
Lightningstorm: ...
Lightningstorm: *drags firestar in the room*
Crowfeather: I'm sorry not sorry Feathertail it's over between us
Feathertail: *runs out of the room sobbing and bumps into firestar*
Lightningstorm: I can arrange an interview session with Starclan members if you want
Interviewer: We're running out of time, but why don't you bring in Leafpool? This is getting interesting
Lightningstorm: *drags leafpool in room*
Lightningstorm: So, what about that starclan interview?
Interviewer: Ah, Leafpool. How do you feel about Crowfeather after leaving you for a she-cat he doesn't even like?
Interviewer: I will consider that for next time's segment, Lightningstorm.
Lightningstorm: Ok
Leafpool: *runs after Crowfeather with paws outstretched*
Crowfeather: *opens for a hug*
Kätzchen: hi
Leafpool: *leaps and tackles Crowfeather and starts slapping him, hissing* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE
Interviewer: Aaaaah well.... That's all the time we have, folks! See us next time on 'That's my forbidden love'!
Crowfeather: Oh, well, she was really pretty
Interviewer: I see... Love at first sight. Could you describe how you came to like her afterwards?
Crowfeather: Oh... Well... She was really pretty
Interviewer: Interesting. But what about her made you want to break the warrior code?
Meowba Fett: omg
Meowba Fett: holly
Crowfeather: Oh
Crowfeather: Well
Interviewer: She was really pretty?
Meowba Fett: spam
Meowba Fett: spam
Crowfeather: No, I was going to say she was really intelligent, but yeah, that too
Interviewer: I see. At what point did you confess your feelings for the she-cat?
Crowfeather: I dunno
Interviewer: ....Well, you must know, because at some point you were planning to be mates once the journey was ended...
Crowfeather: How do you know all of this
Interviewer: Nevermind that. Do tell, Crowfeather, was she the one to make the first move?
Crowfeather: Well I vaguely remember something about her telling me 'I love you let's run away together' and then I'm like 'I love you too but we don't really know the way back to the clans should we wait a bit' and she's like 'yeah ok'
Interviewer: I see, I see. Did you feel she was the only one for you?
Crowfeather: She was really pretty.
Interviewer: Next question.
Interviewer: How did you happen to fall for Leafpool when you were so confident of your love towards Feathertail?
Crowfeather: She seemed nice.
Interviewer: Was she gorgeous?
Crowfeather: She was okay.
Interviewer: Oh. Well, does that mean you loved Feathertail more than Leafpool?
Crowfeather: No, I loved Leafpool more.
Interviewer: ...Okay, well, how did you know you loved Leafpool?
Crowfeather: She was really pretty.
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: ....But you said........ nevermind. Uh, Did you expect to have kits with the she-cat?
Crowfeather: Do you expect when you're going to die?
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: ...no
Crowfeather: Well there you go.
Interviewer: ...But wait, does that mean I'm going to die?
Crowfeather: I dunno.
Lightningstorm: *barges in* Of course you will die. It's just a matter of time
Interviewer: ....*ahem* ...Well, do you love your kits? And do you still love Leafpool?
Crowfeather: Yes.
Interviewer: ...To which question?
Crowfeather: Yes.
Lightningstorm: Can I interview?
Interviewer: One moment, sir. Crowfeather, what made you fall for Nightcloud when you loved Leafpool even more than Feathertail?
Crowfeather: Oh, I didn't fall for her.
Interviewer: ...What?
Crowfeather: Yeah. I don't know what happened with that one.
Interviewer: But then why did you become mates with her?
Lightningstorm: *Brings Feathertail back to life*
Crowfeather: I just told you, I don't know what happened with that one
Interviewer: Oh, my! This just in, Feathertail is in the building?
Crowfeather: Oh, that's nice. ...Wait what? FEATHERTAIL?!
Lightningstorm: *laughs* Yes.
Meowba Fett: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: Feathertail, what do you think of Crowfeather now that you know about all of this?
Lightningstorm: I have a knack of bringing cats back to life
Lightningstorm: Hi meow
Meowba Fett: h0i
Feathertail: He's really pretty
Interviewer: Well that explains a lot of things
Lightningstorm: ...
Lightningstorm: *drags firestar in the room*
Crowfeather: I'm sorry not sorry Feathertail it's over between us
Feathertail: *runs out of the room sobbing and bumps into firestar*
Lightningstorm: I can arrange an interview session with Starclan members if you want
Interviewer: We're running out of time, but why don't you bring in Leafpool? This is getting interesting
Lightningstorm: *drags leafpool in room*
Lightningstorm: So, what about that starclan interview?
Interviewer: Ah, Leafpool. How do you feel about Crowfeather after leaving you for a she-cat he doesn't even like?
Interviewer: I will consider that for next time's segment, Lightningstorm.
Lightningstorm: Ok
Leafpool: *runs after Crowfeather with paws outstretched*
Crowfeather: *opens for a hug*
Kätzchen: hi
Leafpool: *leaps and tackles Crowfeather and starts slapping him, hissing* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE
Interviewer: Aaaaah well.... That's all the time we have, folks! See us next time on 'That's my forbidden love'!
Episode 2: Best Friends and Love Triangles
Interviewer: Firestar, sit right down here. *pats chair*
Firestar: ...I-I... I don't know...
Interviewer: ...Why not?
Katzchen: a tree might fall on that chair
Sandstorm: Oh, he has an age-old fear of chairs. It's secretly one of the reasons he left to join ThunderClan.
Interviewer: Juicy.
Lightingstorm: *revives spottedleaf and sets firestar on the ground*
Sandstorm: Juicy? What is that?
Lightingstorm: Now we can start
Interviewer: Oh, you know, like juicy juice?
Sandstorm: *stares at interviewer blankly*
Lightningstorm: Mouse blood
Interviewer: Aaaanyway, we're on the air! Spottedleaf, why don't you take a seat beside Sandstorm?
Spottedleaf: ...I... I don't know...
Interviewer: What? Don't tell me you have a fear of chairs too?
Spottedleaf: No.... just Sandstorm...
Sandstorm: She's got a reason to.
Interviewer: Oh, come on, we're on live Tv. I'm sure you'll be fine.
Spottedleaf: *tentatively creeps toward chair and sits down*
Sandstorm: *shoves Spottedleaf off of chair*
Spottedleaf: ....eeeehh....
Interviewer: Okay, um, why don't you just stay where you are? Let's start the interview then.
Lightningstorm: Ok, Let's cange things up this time because I don't have a script. Sandstorm, Spottedleaf. Debate why you should have Firestar as your mate
Interviewer: HAHAHAH I DON'T HAVE THUNDER TO STEAL ANYWAY
Sandstorm: *glares threateningly at Spottedleaf*
Spottedleaf: .....I... don't... have any reason for him to be my mate?
Sandstorm: Smart answer.
Lightningstorm: Just do it.
Sandstorm: All the reasons for me... Let's see, he loves me more, he loves me only, we both had kits, spottedleaf is dead and a medicine cat, and I'm prettier.
Firestar: It's true
Spottedleaf: Ouch.
Firestar: Sorry, what she says goes.
Lightningstorm: I REVIVED spottedleaf and she's not a medicine cat anymore
Firestar: But... to be completely honest... it is true. I no longer have feelings for Spottedleaf and I love Sandstorm unconditionally. We DO have kits and I have no regrets. I'm not going to get into the prettier thing though.
Interviewer: Okay, but.... but... this is live TV... don't you have some teeny tiny little flame left for your former medicine cat?
Firestar: no
Interviewer: but -
Firestar: no
Spottedleaf: That's all I expect too. I don't want to take him away from Sandstorm. ....Even if she is terrifying
Interviewer: *whispers curtly to Lightningstorm* quick, we need some drama!
Lightningstorm: Fine. *Throws them back to thunderclan* Who's next?
Interviewer: Let's see... Graystripe, Silverstream, and Millie
Lightningstorm: *Drags them into the room*
Snoweh: -Casually strolls in- Meow?
Ebrithil: Lightningstorm: A SPECIAL GUEST! I need to go soon so let's wrap this up
Ebrithil: Lightningstorm: *leaves room*
Meow: we're doing this again???
Interviewer: Ah, Graystripe, Silverstream, how much did you love each other?
Millie: *stares at the ceiling and begins to whistle*
Silverstream: Oh, I loved him very much. The warrior code made no difference to me.
Graystripe: Aw, you're so sweet... I loved you too. I would have abolished that part of the code if I could.
Silverstream: And we had such beautiful kits together.....
Graystripe: Oh, the most gorgeous... Oh... I loved growing up with them for the little while that I could. Little Stormfur and Feathertail....
Silverstream: Stormfur looked just like you! Wasn't he a handsome little kit? And the same yellow eyes like a harvest moon.
Graystripe: And Feathertail grew up to be such a beautiful cat. She had the same markings you did... and she joined you about the same age you entered starclan...
Silverstream: Oooh! I love spending time with her. Did you know she does the exact same thing you do when-
Millie: THIS IS NICE AND ALL BUT MAYBE I SHOULD TALK
Graystripe: Oh, I'm sorry honey, please speak what's on your mind.
Millie: ....Um....
Millie: Well I don't actually have anything to say but-
Silverstream: Oh, Graystripe, I heard that our little Stormfur had kits of his own!
Graystripe: Oh yes he did! I haven't met them yet, but Lionblaze and Jayfeather and the others that went on that journey told me what they're like. They say they're the cutest...
Silverstream: Oh, I would love to see them! We have grandbabies - I'm so happy!
Millie: I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT GRAYSTRIPE AND I'S SON WAS MATES WITH DOVEWING
Silverstream: Oh, really? How are they?
Millie: WELL.... THEY BROKE UP.... BUT Y'KNOW, GRAYSTRIPE AND I'S KITS CAN BE CUTE TOO
Graystripe: Yeah. Oh, you know that Blossomfall was in the dark forest for a little bit? And Briarlight is paralyzed in both her legs. And Bumblestripe has been crying for days over losing Dovewing....
Millie: ...YES THEY'RE ALL VERY WELL ACCOMPLISHED
Silverstream: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear about that. Well maybe I could give Bumblestripe some tips on relationships. And if Briarlight joins us in starclan I promise i'll look after her like she was my own daughter.
Millie: WELL EXCUSE ME BUT THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY SHE WILL BE FINE AND SHE'S MY DAUGHTER AHAHA
sтαяcℓαη800: hi
Millie: AND BUMBLESTRIPE IS A FINE YOUNG MAN HE CAN GET A SHE-CAT ON HIS OWN
Silverstream: Excuse me... maybe I've missed out on a lot... but... what's a man?
Millie: ....HAHAHA STUPID SHE-CAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN RAISED BY KITTYPETS SO YOU WOULD KNOW THINGS
Interviewer: Oooookaaaay well, that's all the time we have right now. We'll resolve this talk next episode. See you next time on 'That's My Forbidden Love!'