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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 12:58:25 GMT -5
HOW TO KNOW YOUR CAT IS A WARRIOR CAT
trust me on this
1. If he/she is a cat O_O DUN DUN DUN. 2. If he/she frequently, and for long periods of time, leaves your house. 3. Shows up with random cats you don't know. 4. Puts a half-eaten mouse on your porch, cause your porch is the Moonporch. 5. 4 cats climb up a tree meowing to death with a bunch of other cats, including yours, at the base. 6. It has scars or something broken out of nowhere. 7. Like i said again, if he/she is a cat.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2016 19:49:14 GMT -5
i forgot yesterday's.. Is your cat plotting to kill you? 1. I wake up with her staring at me sitting on my chest of draws.... creepily.. 2. Does she/he ever hide and then jump out and attack your leg when you walk by? 3. Kneading on you is CHECKING ORGANS FOR WEAKNESS DUN DUN DUN 4. Shoveling kitty litter is practice for burying bodies... 5. Dead animals is'nt a gift... 6. Pawing at your face while you sleep. Trying to suffocate you?
7. credits to whoever made the book
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Hollyleaf ღ
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Post by Hollyleaf ღ on Apr 1, 2016 15:58:40 GMT -5
These tips are very helpful. I will from now on use them in everyday life. I'll need to keep an eye out for cats... they all could be warrior cats plotting human demise.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 17:53:32 GMT -5
These tips are very helpful. I will from now on use them in everyday life. I'll need to keep an eye out for cats... they all could be warrior cats plotting human demise. Your welcome. Heres my April Fool's Day Tips! i'm a little late on these XDHow to not get pinched on St. Patrick's Day!1. Wear green, if not, you're a idiot.
2. If you seriously don't have any green, say you have green underwear.. 3. To make the color black, you need green~ 4. You are very desperate for next year if your reading this, so i recommend buying some green clothes... not underwear.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 7:00:29 GMT -5
I forgot yesterday's...
The Worst April Fools.. Don't do these, ever, ever, ever. 1. I ate you, April Fools! What the... that makes no sense whatsoever. 2. All pigs are now replaced with watermelons across all Angry Birds games, because today’s a special day. It’s “International Pig Acceptance and Appreciation Day”. 3. I am related to you! That is terrible. Terrible. Terrible.
4. I want to share one with you but i'm afraid i will get reported for it... 5. It's April Fools, April Fools! THATS THE WORST TO EVER EXIST!!!!!!!
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