Kätzchen
Holiday Elf
robintalon committed multiple war crimes
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Post by Kätzchen on Sept 4, 2015 16:23:07 GMT -5
a million years ago Kaz made a vending machine
now vending machine returns in this fabulous high definition vhs set for a limited time only
Insert three items into the vending machine and see what happens
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 17:10:39 GMT -5
I insert an expired bus ticket, an entire roast chicken, and pocket lint.
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beech
Holiday Reindeer 
Thanks for the 500 rep!
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Post by beech on Sept 4, 2015 22:57:12 GMT -5
I insert a rusty back-scratcher, a pen, and the color red.
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Kätzchen
Holiday Elf
robintalon committed multiple war crimes
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Post by Kätzchen on Sept 5, 2015 12:36:51 GMT -5
I insert an expired bus ticket, an entire roast chicken, and pocket lint. Henriette the chicken was born in the city, and worked full time at a poor laundromat. Whenever one of the machines broke, she stayed in there and pecked at anyone trying to use it; she made nests of lint, so she was very comfortable. The owners couldn't afford bleach so they used Henriette's eggshells instead. On one fateful day, the owners obtained a winning lottery ticket. Having enough money to completely renovate the business, they had no more need for Henriette. Upon being fired, Henriette took to the road. She boarded many buses, until she found home in the pleasant countryside (this was a good break from city life). Currently she is a stay-at-home mother of four, and successful author of her autobiography detailing how she traveled the entire world on a bus in eighty days. |
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