shenanigans episode 1?
Sept 13, 2016 23:24:52 GMT -5
Post by cloudstorm on Sept 13, 2016 23:24:52 GMT -5
So, I decided to try and write a story in the style? of my older ones, so there's gonna be references and such.
Setting:
Cloud's house, probably about the 7th time its been rebuilt after being destroyed, most of the previous ones by furball no less. Cloud is putting a black box into a safe and attaching many locks and chains to it, labeling it cringey old posts and artwork.
Cloud: "WELP THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT" *She then shoves it into a hole she has dug in the middle of her living room* "You know after being in hiding from the others for so long was defiantly a good thing for my house's health!" *She pats the wall, a bit of it chips off* WEIRD Cloud thinks. The chip is completely through the wall. *She goes to poke it, a fuzzy paw grabs it causing her the panic and pull what ever it was through the wall, completely destroying a large portion of wall. Leaving Cloud stunned, and upon seeing what laid in front of her.
Cloud: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Furball: CLOUD HEEEEY um totally wasn't hiding frum the cops of anything in ur wall nope. ANYWAYS *checks out window* HOW HAVE YOU'VE BEEN IVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND YOU FOR YEARS
Cloud: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ
Furball: "Cloud? You ok there buddy?"
Cloud: *Is about to dive into the hole with the safe* "Uuuuhhhh yesssss? I'm just about to go... uh... PIT DIVING YES, pit diving, pit diving and then burying myself!"
Furball: "OMG MY FAV." *dives into hole*
Cloud: *Raises shovel, looks to the pile of dirts* "I could finally be free... I could-"
"THIS IS THE POLICE"
And suddenly two familiar faces burst through the door.
RIPPLESHADOW AND BUTTFUR!
Buttfur: OK SERIOUSLY?
Rippleshadow: "CLOUD YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING V15 EARLY!"
Cloud: "Wait, but it actually came out, isn't this joke a bit old and worn out, not to most active members won't remember this joke? If anything... YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEATING A DEAD JOKE!"
Buttfur:" OH AND BUTTFUR ISN'T ALSO CALLED FOR THAT TOO?"
Doo Doo Tail: "Nah its still pretty fun- OK REALLY, DOO DOO TAIL? WHAT ARE YOU A KIT?" *he glares to the person writing this"
Cloud: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO BREAK THAT FOURTH WALL!" *smacks him with a roll up dusty copy of the ninja newspapers*
Rippleshadow: "WELP, since I don't want to arrest myself, I guess I'll drop all charges"
Everyone: "YAY"
Cloud: "SO HOW DA HECK DID YOU EVEN FIND ME"
Furball: I think they just follow the address of the party invite you sent out for your house welcoming party.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=86MN1LUg3F0
End of prologue.
TO BE CONTINUED?
Setting:
Cloud's house, probably about the 7th time its been rebuilt after being destroyed, most of the previous ones by furball no less. Cloud is putting a black box into a safe and attaching many locks and chains to it, labeling it cringey old posts and artwork.
Cloud: "WELP THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT" *She then shoves it into a hole she has dug in the middle of her living room* "You know after being in hiding from the others for so long was defiantly a good thing for my house's health!" *She pats the wall, a bit of it chips off* WEIRD Cloud thinks. The chip is completely through the wall. *She goes to poke it, a fuzzy paw grabs it causing her the panic and pull what ever it was through the wall, completely destroying a large portion of wall. Leaving Cloud stunned, and upon seeing what laid in front of her.
Cloud: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Furball: CLOUD HEEEEY um totally wasn't hiding frum the cops of anything in ur wall nope. ANYWAYS *checks out window* HOW HAVE YOU'VE BEEN IVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND YOU FOR YEARS
Cloud: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ
Furball: "Cloud? You ok there buddy?"
Cloud: *Is about to dive into the hole with the safe* "Uuuuhhhh yesssss? I'm just about to go... uh... PIT DIVING YES, pit diving, pit diving and then burying myself!"
Furball: "OMG MY FAV." *dives into hole*
Cloud: *Raises shovel, looks to the pile of dirts* "I could finally be free... I could-"
"THIS IS THE POLICE"
And suddenly two familiar faces burst through the door.
RIPPLESHADOW AND BUTTFUR!
Buttfur: OK SERIOUSLY?
Rippleshadow: "CLOUD YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING V15 EARLY!"
Cloud: "Wait, but it actually came out, isn't this joke a bit old and worn out, not to most active members won't remember this joke? If anything... YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEATING A DEAD JOKE!"
Buttfur:" OH AND BUTTFUR ISN'T ALSO CALLED FOR THAT TOO?"
Doo Doo Tail: "Nah its still pretty fun- OK REALLY, DOO DOO TAIL? WHAT ARE YOU A KIT?" *he glares to the person writing this"
Cloud: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO BREAK THAT FOURTH WALL!" *smacks him with a roll up dusty copy of the ninja newspapers*
Rippleshadow: "WELP, since I don't want to arrest myself, I guess I'll drop all charges"
Everyone: "YAY"
Cloud: "SO HOW DA HECK DID YOU EVEN FIND ME"
Furball: I think they just follow the address of the party invite you sent out for your house welcoming party.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=86MN1LUg3F0
End of prologue.
TO BE CONTINUED?
