Edit: Well. I should probably put this in a spoiler.
First I sat down in a chair.
Then I pushed the power button on my computer.
Then I clicked my browser icon.
Then I searched “wcut”.
Then I clicked this website.
Then I clicked off-topic discussions.
Then I clicked this thread.
Then I scrolled down to the bottom.
Then I began typing these sentences.
Then I began wondering how many of these I can write.
Then I wondered if I’ll eventually run out of ideas.
Then I just realized running out of ideas was providing me with ideas.
Then I realized I was writing stuff right now.
Then I realized I ran out of ideas again.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I continued typing random things anyways.
Then I wondered what it would be like to go in space.
Then I thought about how many people are born and die within a few seconds.
Then I got bored again.
Then I started to type more random stuff.
Then I got bored of typing random stuff.
Then I decided there would never be no true winner to this thread.
Then I wondered how long this will be when I’m done with it.
Then I stared at my computer screen.
Then I looked down at my keyboard.
Then I blinked my eyes.
Then I looked up at the ceiling.
Then I looked at a wall.
Then I flew into space.
Then I got eaten by a dinosaur.
Then I ate cheese.
Then I realized I didn’t actually do that.
Then I wondered if that would happen because I said it did.
Then I realized I shouldn’t have said that.
Then I realized I’m not talking right now, I’m writing.
Then I realized I’m not writing right now, I’m typing.
Then I realized by the time you read all of this it would have already been typed.
Then I realized that this would have been a message from the past.
Then I realized that you’re probably going to skip over this post anyways.
Then I broke the pattern of “Then I realized” and the universe exploded.
Then the universe decided it didn’t feel like exploding and revived itself.
Then the universe ate a sandwich.
Then I was beginning to run out of ideas again.
Then I decided I didn’t want to run out of ideas.
Then I wondered how long I would be trapped writing these sentences.
Then I didn’t care and wrote even more random stuff.
Then I teleported around the Earth.
Then I ended up in the middle of an ocean.
Then I saw a shark and teleported again.
Then I ended up in Antarctica.
Then I shape-shifted into a penguin.
Then I got bored of being a penguin and teleported again.
Then I ended up in a desert.
Then I realized I was still a penguin.
Then I shape-shifted into a grain of sand.
Then I realized how boring being a grain of sand was.
Then I teleported again.
Then I ended up in a crowded city.
Then I was stepped on and died.
Then I revived myself because this post depended on my existence.
Then I didn’t know what to do.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I began to panic.
Then I began to scream.
Then I wondered why I was screaming.
Then I had a pizza and transformed into a computer.
Then I 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110.
Then I wondered if anyone would actually bother to translate that.
Then I wondered why google is good at translating binary but not language.
Then I realized that google chrome was on the computer.
Then I realized that computers used numbers.
Then I didn’t know what to think about.
Then I was bored.
Then I became a fish.
Then I didn’t wanna be a fish.
Then I became a raccoon.
Then I didn’t wanna be a raccoon.
Then I became a llama.
Then I didn’t wanna be a llama.
Then I gave up.
Then I hurt my fingers from typing so much.
Then I realized that sentence was weird.
Then I realized it was because I could never break the “Then I” pattern.
Then I was trapped forever.
Then I didn’t want to use the “Then I” pattern anymore.
Then I wanted to be free.
Then I realized that I still wanted to keep typing.
Then I wondered how long this is by now.
Then I realized I had to keep typing.
Then I realized there was no going back now.
Then I became a warrior cat.
Then I teleported into WC:UT.
Then I talked to the randomly generated cats.
Then I told them their whole life has been a video game.
Then they exploded and I woke up by my computer.
Then I wondered if my whole life has been a video game.
Then I wondered if some random person has been controlling me my entire life.
Then I wondered why I could still feel pain.
Then I wondered if video game characters could still feel pain.
Then I regretted a lot of the games I’ve played.
Then I got bored again.
Then I began to close my eyes.
Then I started to flicker my eyes.
Then I closed my eyes again.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I started snoring.
Then I faceplanted on my gb67777777777777777777777777
Then I woke up.
Then I was confused.
Then I wondered how long I’d been asleep.
Then I felt like it was a completely new day.
Then I realized I had only been asleep for a few seconds.
Then I questioned logic.
Then logic got annoyed.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic said “You can’t do that!”
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic raged.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic exploded.
Then the universe exploded again.
Then the universe got sick of this.
Then the universe didn’t feel like reviving itself.
Then everything was just a blank void.
Then I realized I broke the “Then I” pattern.
Then I didn’t care because logic already exploded at this point.
Then I floated around in the blank void.
Then I began spinning and drifting around.
Then I shouted “Weeeeeeeee!”
Then I realized without anything to travel through there couldn’t be any sound.
Then logic exploded again.
Then I facepalmed.
Then the universe revived again.
Then I discovered a time-machine.
Then I went 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years multiplied by nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine into the future.
Then I ate popcorn and drank pop.
Then I watched the universe explode again.
Then the universe got mad I went all that time just to make it die again.
Then I said “U mad universe?”
Then the universe raged.
Then I became a troll face in a comic.
Then I began thinking.
Then I wondered what if my computer froze and this entire post faded from existence.
Then I panicked.
Then I pressed Command+A.
Then I pressed Command+C.
Then I was happy.
Then I was bored.
Then I did it all over again!
First I sat down in a chair.
Then I pushed the power button on my computer.
Then I clicked my browser icon.
Then I searched “wcut”.
Then I clicked this website.
Then I clicked off-topic discussions.
Then I clicked this thread.
Then I scrolled down to the bottom.
Then I began typing these sentences.
Then I began wondering how many of these I can write.
Then I wondered if I’ll eventually run out of ideas.
Then I just realized running out of ideas was providing me with ideas.
Then I realized I was writing stuff right now.
Then I realized I ran out of ideas again.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I continued typing random things anyways.
Then I wondered what it would be like to go in space.
Then I thought about how many people are born and die within a few seconds.
Then I got bored again.
Then I started to type more random stuff.
Then I got bored of typing random stuff.
Then I decided there would never be no true winner to this thread.
Then I wondered how long this will be when I’m done with it.
Then I stared at my computer screen.
Then I looked down at my keyboard.
Then I blinked my eyes.
Then I looked up at the ceiling.
Then I looked at a wall.
Then I flew into space.
Then I got eaten by a dinosaur.
Then I ate cheese.
Then I realized I didn’t actually do that.
Then I wondered if that would happen because I said it did.
Then I realized I shouldn’t have said that.
Then I realized I’m not talking right now, I’m writing.
Then I realized I’m not writing right now, I’m typing.
Then I realized by the time you read all of this it would have already been typed.
Then I realized that this would have been a message from the past.
Then I realized that you’re probably going to skip over this post anyways.
Then I broke the pattern of “Then I realized” and the universe exploded.
Then the universe decided it didn’t feel like exploding and revived itself.
Then the universe ate a sandwich.
Then I was beginning to run out of ideas again.
Then I decided I didn’t want to run out of ideas.
Then I wondered how long I would be trapped writing these sentences.
Then I didn’t care and wrote even more random stuff.
Then I teleported around the Earth.
Then I ended up in the middle of an ocean.
Then I saw a shark and teleported again.
Then I ended up in Antarctica.
Then I shape-shifted into a penguin.
Then I got bored of being a penguin and teleported again.
Then I ended up in a desert.
Then I realized I was still a penguin.
Then I shape-shifted into a grain of sand.
Then I realized how boring being a grain of sand was.
Then I teleported again.
Then I ended up in a crowded city.
Then I was stepped on and died.
Then I revived myself because this post depended on my existence.
Then I didn’t know what to do.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I began to panic.
Then I began to scream.
Then I wondered why I was screaming.
Then I had a pizza and transformed into a computer.
Then I 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110.
Then I wondered if anyone would actually bother to translate that.
Then I wondered why google is good at translating binary but not language.
Then I realized that google chrome was on the computer.
Then I realized that computers used numbers.
Then I didn’t know what to think about.
Then I was bored.
Then I became a fish.
Then I didn’t wanna be a fish.
Then I became a raccoon.
Then I didn’t wanna be a raccoon.
Then I became a llama.
Then I didn’t wanna be a llama.
Then I gave up.
Then I hurt my fingers from typing so much.
Then I realized that sentence was weird.
Then I realized it was because I could never break the “Then I” pattern.
Then I was trapped forever.
Then I didn’t want to use the “Then I” pattern anymore.
Then I wanted to be free.
Then I realized that I still wanted to keep typing.
Then I wondered how long this is by now.
Then I realized I had to keep typing.
Then I realized there was no going back now.
Then I became a warrior cat.
Then I teleported into WC:UT.
Then I talked to the randomly generated cats.
Then I told them their whole life has been a video game.
Then they exploded and I woke up by my computer.
Then I wondered if my whole life has been a video game.
Then I wondered if some random person has been controlling me my entire life.
Then I wondered why I could still feel pain.
Then I wondered if video game characters could still feel pain.
Then I regretted a lot of the games I’ve played.
Then I got bored again.
Then I began to close my eyes.
Then I started to flicker my eyes.
Then I closed my eyes again.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I started snoring.
Then I faceplanted on my gb67777777777777777777777777
Then I woke up.
Then I was confused.
Then I wondered how long I’d been asleep.
Then I felt like it was a completely new day.
Then I realized I had only been asleep for a few seconds.
Then I questioned logic.
Then logic got annoyed.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic said “You can’t do that!”
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic raged.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic exploded.
Then the universe exploded again.
Then the universe got sick of this.
Then the universe didn’t feel like reviving itself.
Then everything was just a blank void.
Then I realized I broke the “Then I” pattern.
Then I didn’t care because logic already exploded at this point.
Then I floated around in the blank void.
Then I began spinning and drifting around.
Then I shouted “Weeeeeeeee!”
Then I realized without anything to travel through there couldn’t be any sound.
Then logic exploded again.
Then I facepalmed.
Then the universe revived again.
Then I discovered a time-machine.
Then I went 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years multiplied by nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine into the future.
Then I ate popcorn and drank pop.
Then I watched the universe explode again.
Then the universe got mad I went all that time just to make it die again.
Then I said “U mad universe?”
Then the universe raged.
Then I became a troll face in a comic.
Then I began thinking.
Then I wondered what if my computer froze and this entire post faded from existence.
Then I panicked.
Then I pressed Command+A.
Then I pressed Command+C.
Then I was happy.
Then I was bored.
Then I did it all over again!
First I sat down in a chair.
Then I pushed the power button on my computer.
Then I clicked my browser icon.
Then I searched “wcut”.
Then I clicked this website.
Then I clicked off-topic discussions.
Then I clicked this thread.
Then I scrolled down to the bottom.
Then I began typing these sentences.
Then I began wondering how many of these I can write.
Then I wondered if I’ll eventually run out of ideas.
Then I just realized running out of ideas was providing me with ideas.
Then I realized I was writing stuff right now.
Then I realized I ran out of ideas again.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I continued typing random things anyways.
Then I wondered what it would be like to go in space.
Then I thought about how many people are born and die within a few seconds.
Then I got bored again.
Then I started to type more random stuff.
Then I got bored of typing random stuff.
Then I decided there would never be no true winner to this thread.
Then I wondered how long this will be when I’m done with it.
Then I stared at my computer screen.
Then I looked down at my keyboard.
Then I blinked my eyes.
Then I looked up at the ceiling.
Then I looked at a wall.
Then I flew into space.
Then I got eaten by a dinosaur.
Then I ate cheese.
Then I realized I didn’t actually do that.
Then I wondered if that would happen because I said it did.
Then I realized I shouldn’t have said that.
Then I realized I’m not talking right now, I’m writing.
Then I realized I’m not writing right now, I’m typing.
Then I realized by the time you read all of this it would have already been typed.
Then I realized that this would have been a message from the past.
Then I realized that you’re probably going to skip over this post anyways.
Then I broke the pattern of “Then I realized” and the universe exploded.
Then the universe decided it didn’t feel like exploding and revived itself.
Then the universe ate a sandwich.
Then I was beginning to run out of ideas again.
Then I decided I didn’t want to run out of ideas.
Then I wondered how long I would be trapped writing these sentences.
Then I didn’t care and wrote even more random stuff.
Then I teleported around the Earth.
Then I ended up in the middle of an ocean.
Then I saw a shark and teleported again.
Then I ended up in Antarctica.
Then I shape-shifted into a penguin.
Then I got bored of being a penguin and teleported again.
Then I ended up in a desert.
Then I realized I was still a penguin.
Then I shape-shifted into a grain of sand.
Then I realized how boring being a grain of sand was.
Then I teleported again.
Then I ended up in a crowded city.
Then I was stepped on and died.
Then I revived myself because this post depended on my existence.
Then I didn’t know what to do.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I began to panic.
Then I began to scream.
Then I wondered why I was screaming.
Then I had a pizza and transformed into a computer.
Then I 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110.
Then I wondered if anyone would actually bother to translate that.
Then I wondered why google is good at translating binary but not language.
Then I realized that google chrome was on the computer.
Then I realized that computers used numbers.
Then I didn’t know what to think about.
Then I was bored.
Then I became a fish.
Then I didn’t wanna be a fish.
Then I became a raccoon.
Then I didn’t wanna be a raccoon.
Then I became a llama.
Then I didn’t wanna be a llama.
Then I gave up.
Then I hurt my fingers from typing so much.
Then I realized that sentence was weird.
Then I realized it was because I could never break the “Then I” pattern.
Then I was trapped forever.
Then I didn’t want to use the “Then I” pattern anymore.
Then I wanted to be free.
Then I realized that I still wanted to keep typing.
Then I wondered how long this is by now.
Then I realized I had to keep typing.
Then I realized there was no going back now.
Then I became a warrior cat.
Then I teleported into WC:UT.
Then I talked to the randomly generated cats.
Then I told them their whole life has been a video game.
Then they exploded and I woke up by my computer.
Then I wondered if my whole life has been a video game.
Then I wondered if some random person has been controlling me my entire life.
Then I wondered why I could still feel pain.
Then I wondered if video game characters could still feel pain.
Then I regretted a lot of the games I’ve played.
Then I got bored again.
Then I began to close my eyes.
Then I started to flicker my eyes.
Then I closed my eyes again.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I started snoring.
Then I faceplanted on my gb67777777777777777777777777
Then I woke up.
Then I was confused.
Then I wondered how long I’d been asleep.
Then I felt like it was a completely new day.
Then I realized I had only been asleep for a few seconds.
Then I questioned logic.
Then logic got annoyed.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic said “You can’t do that!”
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic raged.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic exploded.
Then the universe exploded again.
Then the universe got sick of this.
Then the universe didn’t feel like reviving itself.
Then everything was just a blank void.
Then I realized I broke the “Then I” pattern.
Then I didn’t care because logic already exploded at this point.
Then I floated around in the blank void.
Then I began spinning and drifting around.
Then I shouted “Weeeeeeeee!”
Then I realized without anything to travel through there couldn’t be any sound.
Then logic exploded again.
Then I facepalmed.
Then the universe revived again.
Then I discovered a time-machine.
Then I went 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years multiplied by nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine into the future.
Then I ate popcorn and drank pop.
Then I watched the universe explode again.
Then the universe got mad I went all that time just to make it die again.
Then I said “U mad universe?”
Then the universe raged.
Then I became a troll face in a comic.
Then I began thinking.
Then I wondered what if my computer froze and this entire post faded from existence.
Then I panicked.
Then I pressed Command+A.
Then I pressed Command+C.
Then I was happy.
Then I was bored.
Then I did it all over again!
First I sat down in a chair.
Then I pushed the power button on my computer.
Then I clicked my browser icon.
Then I searched “wcut”.
Then I clicked this website.
Then I clicked off-topic discussions.
Then I clicked this thread.
Then I scrolled down to the bottom.
Then I began typing these sentences.
Then I began wondering how many of these I can write.
Then I wondered if I’ll eventually run out of ideas.
Then I just realized running out of ideas was providing me with ideas.
Then I realized I was writing stuff right now.
Then I realized I ran out of ideas again.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I continued typing random things anyways.
Then I wondered what it would be like to go in space.
Then I thought about how many people are born and die within a few seconds.
Then I got bored again.
Then I started to type more random stuff.
Then I got bored of typing random stuff.
Then I decided there would never be no true winner to this thread.
Then I wondered how long this will be when I’m done with it.
Then I stared at my computer screen.
Then I looked down at my keyboard.
Then I blinked my eyes.
Then I looked up at the ceiling.
Then I looked at a wall.
Then I flew into space.
Then I got eaten by a dinosaur.
Then I ate cheese.
Then I realized I didn’t actually do that.
Then I wondered if that would happen because I said it did.
Then I realized I shouldn’t have said that.
Then I realized I’m not talking right now, I’m writing.
Then I realized I’m not writing right now, I’m typing.
Then I realized by the time you read all of this it would have already been typed.
Then I realized that this would have been a message from the past.
Then I realized that you’re probably going to skip over this post anyways.
Then I broke the pattern of “Then I realized” and the universe exploded.
Then the universe decided it didn’t feel like exploding and revived itself.
Then the universe ate a sandwich.
Then I was beginning to run out of ideas again.
Then I decided I didn’t want to run out of ideas.
Then I wondered how long I would be trapped writing these sentences.
Then I didn’t care and wrote even more random stuff.
Then I teleported around the Earth.
Then I ended up in the middle of an ocean.
Then I saw a shark and teleported again.
Then I ended up in Antarctica.
Then I shape-shifted into a penguin.
Then I got bored of being a penguin and teleported again.
Then I ended up in a desert.
Then I realized I was still a penguin.
Then I shape-shifted into a grain of sand.
Then I realized how boring being a grain of sand was.
Then I teleported again.
Then I ended up in a crowded city.
Then I was stepped on and died.
Then I revived myself because this post depended on my existence.
Then I didn’t know what to do.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I began to panic.
Then I began to scream.
Then I wondered why I was screaming.
Then I had a pizza and transformed into a computer.
Then I 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110.
Then I wondered if anyone would actually bother to translate that.
Then I wondered why google is good at translating binary but not language.
Then I realized that google chrome was on the computer.
Then I realized that computers used numbers.
Then I didn’t know what to think about.
Then I was bored.
Then I became a fish.
Then I didn’t wanna be a fish.
Then I became a raccoon.
Then I didn’t wanna be a raccoon.
Then I became a llama.
Then I didn’t wanna be a llama.
Then I gave up.
Then I hurt my fingers from typing so much.
Then I realized that sentence was weird.
Then I realized it was because I could never break the “Then I” pattern.
Then I was trapped forever.
Then I didn’t want to use the “Then I” pattern anymore.
Then I wanted to be free.
Then I realized that I still wanted to keep typing.
Then I wondered how long this is by now.
Then I realized I had to keep typing.
Then I realized there was no going back now.
Then I became a warrior cat.
Then I teleported into WC:UT.
Then I talked to the randomly generated cats.
Then I told them their whole life has been a video game.
Then they exploded and I woke up by my computer.
Then I wondered if my whole life has been a video game.
Then I wondered if some random person has been controlling me my entire life.
Then I wondered why I could still feel pain.
Then I wondered if video game characters could still feel pain.
Then I regretted a lot of the games I’ve played.
Then I got bored again.
Then I began to close my eyes.
Then I started to flicker my eyes.
Then I closed my eyes again.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I started snoring.
Then I faceplanted on my gb67777777777777777777777777
Then I woke up.
Then I was confused.
Then I wondered how long I’d been asleep.
Then I felt like it was a completely new day.
Then I realized I had only been asleep for a few seconds.
Then I questioned logic.
Then logic got annoyed.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic said “You can’t do that!”
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic raged.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic exploded.
Then the universe exploded again.
Then the universe got sick of this.
Then the universe didn’t feel like reviving itself.
Then everything was just a blank void.
Then I realized I broke the “Then I” pattern.
Then I didn’t care because logic already exploded at this point.
Then I floated around in the blank void.
Then I began spinning and drifting around.
Then I shouted “Weeeeeeeee!”
Then I realized without anything to travel through there couldn’t be any sound.
Then logic exploded again.
Then I facepalmed.
Then the universe revived again.
Then I discovered a time-machine.
Then I went 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years multiplied by nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine into the future.
Then I ate popcorn and drank pop.
Then I watched the universe explode again.
Then the universe got mad I went all that time just to make it die again.
Then I said “U mad universe?”
Then the universe raged.
Then I became a troll face in a comic.
Then I began thinking.
Then I wondered what if my computer froze and this entire post faded from existence.
Then I panicked.
Then I pressed Command+A.
Then I pressed Command+C.
Then I was happy.
Then I was bored.
Then I did it all over again!
First I sat down in a chair.
Then I pushed the power button on my computer.
Then I clicked my browser icon.
Then I searched “wcut”.
Then I clicked this website.
Then I clicked off-topic discussions.
Then I clicked this thread.
Then I scrolled down to the bottom.
Then I began typing these sentences.
Then I began wondering how many of these I can write.
Then I wondered if I’ll eventually run out of ideas.
Then I just realized running out of ideas was providing me with ideas.
Then I realized I was writing stuff right now.
Then I realized I ran out of ideas again.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I continued typing random things anyways.
Then I wondered what it would be like to go in space.
Then I thought about how many people are born and die within a few seconds.
Then I got bored again.
Then I started to type more random stuff.
Then I got bored of typing random stuff.
Then I decided there would never be no true winner to this thread.
Then I wondered how long this will be when I’m done with it.
Then I stared at my computer screen.
Then I looked down at my keyboard.
Then I blinked my eyes.
Then I looked up at the ceiling.
Then I looked at a wall.
Then I flew into space.
Then I got eaten by a dinosaur.
Then I ate cheese.
Then I realized I didn’t actually do that.
Then I wondered if that would happen because I said it did.
Then I realized I shouldn’t have said that.
Then I realized I’m not talking right now, I’m writing.
Then I realized I’m not writing right now, I’m typing.
Then I realized by the time you read all of this it would have already been typed.
Then I realized that this would have been a message from the past.
Then I realized that you’re probably going to skip over this post anyways.
Then I broke the pattern of “Then I realized” and the universe exploded.
Then the universe decided it didn’t feel like exploding and revived itself.
Then the universe ate a sandwich.
Then I was beginning to run out of ideas again.
Then I decided I didn’t want to run out of ideas.
Then I wondered how long I would be trapped writing these sentences.
Then I didn’t care and wrote even more random stuff.
Then I teleported around the Earth.
Then I ended up in the middle of an ocean.
Then I saw a shark and teleported again.
Then I ended up in Antarctica.
Then I shape-shifted into a penguin.
Then I got bored of being a penguin and teleported again.
Then I ended up in a desert.
Then I realized I was still a penguin.
Then I shape-shifted into a grain of sand.
Then I realized how boring being a grain of sand was.
Then I teleported again.
Then I ended up in a crowded city.
Then I was stepped on and died.
Then I revived myself because this post depended on my existence.
Then I didn’t know what to do.
Then I wondered how long I can keep this up.
Then I began to panic.
Then I began to scream.
Then I wondered why I was screaming.
Then I had a pizza and transformed into a computer.
Then I 01110011 01110000 01101111 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101110.
Then I wondered if anyone would actually bother to translate that.
Then I wondered why google is good at translating binary but not language.
Then I realized that google chrome was on the computer.
Then I realized that computers used numbers.
Then I didn’t know what to think about.
Then I was bored.
Then I became a fish.
Then I didn’t wanna be a fish.
Then I became a raccoon.
Then I didn’t wanna be a raccoon.
Then I became a llama.
Then I didn’t wanna be a llama.
Then I gave up.
Then I hurt my fingers from typing so much.
Then I realized that sentence was weird.
Then I realized it was because I could never break the “Then I” pattern.
Then I was trapped forever.
Then I didn’t want to use the “Then I” pattern anymore.
Then I wanted to be free.
Then I realized that I still wanted to keep typing.
Then I wondered how long this is by now.
Then I realized I had to keep typing.
Then I realized there was no going back now.
Then I became a warrior cat.
Then I teleported into WC:UT.
Then I talked to the randomly generated cats.
Then I told them their whole life has been a video game.
Then they exploded and I woke up by my computer.
Then I wondered if my whole life has been a video game.
Then I wondered if some random person has been controlling me my entire life.
Then I wondered why I could still feel pain.
Then I wondered if video game characters could still feel pain.
Then I regretted a lot of the games I’ve played.
Then I got bored again.
Then I began to close my eyes.
Then I started to flicker my eyes.
Then I closed my eyes again.
Then I fell asleep.
Then I started snoring.
Then I faceplanted on my gb67777777777777777777777777
Then I woke up.
Then I was confused.
Then I wondered how long I’d been asleep.
Then I felt like it was a completely new day.
Then I realized I had only been asleep for a few seconds.
Then I questioned logic.
Then logic got annoyed.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic said “You can’t do that!”
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic raged.
Then I questioned logic more.
Then logic exploded.
Then the universe exploded again.
Then the universe got sick of this.
Then the universe didn’t feel like reviving itself.
Then everything was just a blank void.
Then I realized I broke the “Then I” pattern.
Then I didn’t care because logic already exploded at this point.
Then I floated around in the blank void.
Then I began spinning and drifting around.
Then I shouted “Weeeeeeeee!”
Then I realized without anything to travel through there couldn’t be any sound.
Then logic exploded again.
Then I facepalmed.
Then the universe revived again.
Then I discovered a time-machine.
Then I went 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years multiplied by nine hundred ninety-nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine into the future.
Then I ate popcorn and drank pop.
Then I watched the universe explode again.
Then the universe got mad I went all that time just to make it die again.
Then I said “U mad universe?”
Then the universe raged.
Then I became a troll face in a comic.
Then I began thinking.
Then I wondered what if my computer froze and this entire post faded from existence.
Then I panicked.
Then I pressed Command+A.
Then I pressed Command+C.
Then I was happy.
Then I was bored.
Finally, I reached the end.
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