Post by Willowisp🍃 on Aug 12, 2015 15:41:56 GMT -5
Beware! This contains extreme randomness, so do not read if you don't want to read it. But it does have proper grammar and spelling, so if that thing bugs you, don't worry, you are safe. This is revived from my absence.
Chapter 1: Squirrelstar and Briarlight
Ivypool started bouncing around on the edge of the cliff walls. She slipped over, and died. Squirrelstar said, "I need a new deputy! I appoint Briarlight as deputy!" The rest of the clan cheered halfheartedly. "Briarlight, Briarlight!" Millie shrieked. "My baby! This has tired you too much!" She grabbed Briarlight by the scruff, and dragged her out of camp. "No! Help me Squirrelstar!" Millie hauled her up, and they left the forest together. Squirrelstar shrugged. "Oh well! I will make this twoleg god Jupiter deputy!" She meowed energetically, waving her tail at a twoleg holding a lightning bolt while wearing a toga. He said, "I rule the world you crazy cat!" Then he struck Squirrelstar with his lightning bolt. The end!
Chapter 2: Onestar and Nightcloud
Onestar sat in his den, moping. "Ah, my deputy died, and I don't even remember their name. Oh, and I hate Thunderclan. Firestar was the worst!" He went in the middle of camp, and said. "Sup everybody! Nightcloud is the new deputy even though it has been a moon since Whateverwhatever died." The clan booed. Nightcloud said, "Yas! I will rule the clan!" Then she killed Onestar and everyone else. She walked off a cliff, and whilst she was falling, she said, "Stupid cliff! I hate cliffs!" And continued to say rude things about it. Then she broke her neck.
Chapter 3: Stoneteller and Pine
Pine that Clings to Rock was tumbling around in his nest one day, when his sister Lark randomly died. Then Stoneteller said, "I am dying. Pine, you be my Toby." Brook, Pine's mother, looked at Stoneteller weirdly. Stoneteller died. "Pine is now Stoneteller!" And that, children, is how a kit became leader of the tribe.
Chapter 4: Mistystar and Mothwing
Mistystar was sitting on a rock, when she saw her deputy drown. "Oh no! Mothwing is the new deputy!" Mothwing looked shocked. "But Mistystar!" Willowshine complained. "That won't work!" Mistystar snarled. "Too bad!" Then she coughed, and Willowshine said, "Oh nu! She has greencough! She is out of my paws now..." "Wat? Have I taught you nothing Willowshine? USE SOME CATMINT!!!" Mistystar coughed, then died. Willowshine sneered. "Come with me to get your lives," then she led the way to the moonpool. Coincidentally it was a half moon, so when they got there, the others were waiting. Mothwing immediately went to sleep. She dreamed of butterflies and rainbows. When she awoke, Sol dropped down and killed her. She had only had one life.
Chapter 1: Squirrelstar and Briarlight
Ivypool started bouncing around on the edge of the cliff walls. She slipped over, and died. Squirrelstar said, "I need a new deputy! I appoint Briarlight as deputy!" The rest of the clan cheered halfheartedly. "Briarlight, Briarlight!" Millie shrieked. "My baby! This has tired you too much!" She grabbed Briarlight by the scruff, and dragged her out of camp. "No! Help me Squirrelstar!" Millie hauled her up, and they left the forest together. Squirrelstar shrugged. "Oh well! I will make this twoleg god Jupiter deputy!" She meowed energetically, waving her tail at a twoleg holding a lightning bolt while wearing a toga. He said, "I rule the world you crazy cat!" Then he struck Squirrelstar with his lightning bolt. The end!
Chapter 2: Onestar and Nightcloud
Onestar sat in his den, moping. "Ah, my deputy died, and I don't even remember their name. Oh, and I hate Thunderclan. Firestar was the worst!" He went in the middle of camp, and said. "Sup everybody! Nightcloud is the new deputy even though it has been a moon since Whateverwhatever died." The clan booed. Nightcloud said, "Yas! I will rule the clan!" Then she killed Onestar and everyone else. She walked off a cliff, and whilst she was falling, she said, "Stupid cliff! I hate cliffs!" And continued to say rude things about it. Then she broke her neck.
Chapter 3: Stoneteller and Pine
Pine that Clings to Rock was tumbling around in his nest one day, when his sister Lark randomly died. Then Stoneteller said, "I am dying. Pine, you be my Toby." Brook, Pine's mother, looked at Stoneteller weirdly. Stoneteller died. "Pine is now Stoneteller!" And that, children, is how a kit became leader of the tribe.
Chapter 4: Mistystar and Mothwing
Mistystar was sitting on a rock, when she saw her deputy drown. "Oh no! Mothwing is the new deputy!" Mothwing looked shocked. "But Mistystar!" Willowshine complained. "That won't work!" Mistystar snarled. "Too bad!" Then she coughed, and Willowshine said, "Oh nu! She has greencough! She is out of my paws now..." "Wat? Have I taught you nothing Willowshine? USE SOME CATMINT!!!" Mistystar coughed, then died. Willowshine sneered. "Come with me to get your lives," then she led the way to the moonpool. Coincidentally it was a half moon, so when they got there, the others were waiting. Mothwing immediately went to sleep. She dreamed of butterflies and rainbows. When she awoke, Sol dropped down and killed her. She had only had one life.
it survived while I was gone
