The Ballad of Kaz
Sept 22, 2015 18:21:41 GMT -5
Post by Hollyleaf ღ on Sept 22, 2015 18:21:41 GMT -5
The Ballad of Kaz
Kaz is a kaz and he's plantyyyyyy
The plantiest of all the plantiessss
He and rice pudding are friends but he wants to be mooooore
He draws and does other things but he never talks about theeeem
He has a tumblr which needs more Twilight Sparkleeeee
He's secretive because he's a plaaaant
And also he has a pet weaselllll
His daughter is named after his weasellll
Or vice versa, no one really knowssss
He never reveals his age but he might be 100
He might have had a thing with Selena Gomezzzz
But Justin Bieber stole her heart anyway
No one knows whyyyy
Anyway, back to Kaaaaz
He once ate ramen but he may not have liked ittt
Also he's partially German and Thaaaai
Blah blah blah blah blah bonsaaaaai
His favorite pony is Fluttershyyyy
I wonder if he has an eeeeye
And one of these days i'll count how many times he's made me diiiie
Sorry that was slightly depressinggggg
Yeah that was quite a daaaay
Anywaaaaay
I don't remember much from thaaaat
Except pretty black thingssss
Kaz might have seen Wordgirl at least onceeee
He has a brother I think but i'm not sure howww
I think they share an interest in hammersss
He's never been eaten by Shia Labeouffff
And only by Holly at least 4 timesss
I think he likes water, but he may prefer juiiiice
I don't know either of those things I just need lyric ideaaaas
Kaz I don't know what you're talking aboutttt
Uuuum... something about shrekkkk
Pingu pingu noot noot
He likes the seallll
He gets Shawn confused with Chewbaccaaaa
But it's okay because it's a common mistakeeee
I hope he's copying down all these lyricsss
So that he can remember his own balladddd
He draws on iscribble with many peopleeee
something something Donald Truuuump
I don't know his favorite princessss
I would guess Luna thoooough
He doesn't like Spike I guess because spike is borinnnng
He just told me Spike is duuumb x
He wants to make meaty jokes on the Girl Meets World booooard
But he can't because the registration is super complicateeeed
He likes high school musicaaaal
He's a fan of troy even though the dude is bleeeeegh
holly is super awesomeeee
Kaz: at being a door
Kaz would agreeeeee
Hey I didn't write those lyrics get ouuuut
Kaz: no way hollay this is my song now fasho
Anyway he probably doesn't like Teen Beach 1 + 22222
Kaz: yeah, yeah, rapping time, oh!
This is my ballad for you Kaz get OOUUUUUT
Kaz: is it time for my recorder solo yet
I'm not sure if he likes the other 22228
I mean 22220
I actually liked all the movies Debby Ryan was iiiin
Kaz: I didn't
Kaz has a freezer full of thingsss
They look like ice cubessss
He also melted his daughter's triangleeee
Not the Bermuda one though, it's made of waterrrr
Rose you may not talk that way towards your fatheeeer
He just said you, thank youuuu
I think he was thanking himselllllf
Because he no longer has a weasel to have conversations wiiiith
Though he did all the talking in the relationshiiiip
I remember buying him another weasellll
But he didn't accept it so I had to give it to his brotherrrr
Kaz have a nice dinnnerrrr
Okay what else should I sing in his ballaaaad
I know he's made lots of fooood
Like strawberry cake that someone didn't appreciaaaate
And a number of other thiiiings
uuuuum...
He .... has a secret scrapbooookx
That he's never let me look at even though I secretly haveeee
It has pictures of food and his weasels and his daughterrr
and a plant and a cat frolicking in a field which I don't understaaand
Those are only the first few pages there are many moooore
Which... I haven't seeeen
Yes, i'm still singing thiiis
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
This is the end of the song for nooow
Fa la la la la la la la la
k i'm done
Reginald: can i come out of this well now
Kaz is a kaz and he's plantyyyyyy
The plantiest of all the plantiessss
He and rice pudding are friends but he wants to be mooooore
He draws and does other things but he never talks about theeeem
He has a tumblr which needs more Twilight Sparkleeeee
He's secretive because he's a plaaaant
And also he has a pet weaselllll
His daughter is named after his weasellll
Or vice versa, no one really knowssss
He never reveals his age but he might be 100
He might have had a thing with Selena Gomezzzz
But Justin Bieber stole her heart anyway
No one knows whyyyy
Anyway, back to Kaaaaz
He once ate ramen but he may not have liked ittt
Also he's partially German and Thaaaai
Blah blah blah blah blah bonsaaaaai
His favorite pony is Fluttershyyyy
I wonder if he has an eeeeye
And one of these days i'll count how many times he's made me diiiie
Sorry that was slightly depressinggggg
Yeah that was quite a daaaay
Anywaaaaay
I don't remember much from thaaaat
Except pretty black thingssss
Kaz might have seen Wordgirl at least onceeee
He has a brother I think but i'm not sure howww
I think they share an interest in hammersss
He's never been eaten by Shia Labeouffff
And only by Holly at least 4 timesss
I think he likes water, but he may prefer juiiiice
I don't know either of those things I just need lyric ideaaaas
Kaz I don't know what you're talking aboutttt
Uuuum... something about shrekkkk
Pingu pingu noot noot
He likes the seallll
He gets Shawn confused with Chewbaccaaaa
But it's okay because it's a common mistakeeee
I hope he's copying down all these lyricsss
So that he can remember his own balladddd
He draws on iscribble with many peopleeee
something something Donald Truuuump
I don't know his favorite princessss
I would guess Luna thoooough
He doesn't like Spike I guess because spike is borinnnng
He just told me Spike is duuumb x
He wants to make meaty jokes on the Girl Meets World booooard
But he can't because the registration is super complicateeeed
He likes high school musicaaaal
He's a fan of troy even though the dude is bleeeeegh
holly is super awesomeeee
Kaz: at being a door
Kaz would agreeeeee
Hey I didn't write those lyrics get ouuuut
Kaz: no way hollay this is my song now fasho
Anyway he probably doesn't like Teen Beach 1 + 22222
Kaz: yeah, yeah, rapping time, oh!
This is my ballad for you Kaz get OOUUUUUT
Kaz: is it time for my recorder solo yet
I'm not sure if he likes the other 22228
I mean 22220
I actually liked all the movies Debby Ryan was iiiin
Kaz: I didn't
Kaz has a freezer full of thingsss
They look like ice cubessss
He also melted his daughter's triangleeee
Not the Bermuda one though, it's made of waterrrr
Rose you may not talk that way towards your fatheeeer
He just said you, thank youuuu
I think he was thanking himselllllf
Because he no longer has a weasel to have conversations wiiiith
Though he did all the talking in the relationshiiiip
I remember buying him another weasellll
But he didn't accept it so I had to give it to his brotherrrr
Kaz have a nice dinnnerrrr
Okay what else should I sing in his ballaaaad
I know he's made lots of fooood
Like strawberry cake that someone didn't appreciaaaate
And a number of other thiiiings
uuuuum...
He .... has a secret scrapbooookx
That he's never let me look at even though I secretly haveeee
It has pictures of food and his weasels and his daughterrr
and a plant and a cat frolicking in a field which I don't understaaand
Those are only the first few pages there are many moooore
Which... I haven't seeeen
Yes, i'm still singing thiiis
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
This is the end of the song for nooow
Fa la la la la la la la la
k i'm done
Reginald: can i come out of this well now
pppeeeaaaccceee.
