Fun with Evie/Boi/Chimbot!

[★Echobrook the Reindeer★]

So, I asked boibot if he was male or female, and he said female. Then I asked if he was female, why was he boibot? Then, he said "I am not female!" Then I said "What?" ..then this happened











See, These bots... xD

So, go ahead and post your funny conversations down below! The only rule is to follow falcon's rules.  So, the weird gaps between these pictures boibot wasn't very forum appropriate. So I can't upload the gaps. xD

{This just happened so I'm gonna slide in this last photo}

[Duskstripe]

lol

[Kestrelflight]

XD

[❄🐾Luna🐾❄]

I had a conversation with Cleverbot but I didn't take a screenshot. It tried to marry me as well but it was just creepy becuz it thought I was 5

[gozoo]

Hmm, this seems to be the wrong board for this post; shouldn't that be the Off-topic board or something?

[❄🐾Luna🐾❄]

Not really. A thread like this was here before, to my knowledge.

[Kestrelflight]

hmm well we could always make a new thread in the off topic section

[❄🐾Luna🐾❄]

Trueeee ;3;

[Kestrelflight]

yup that might bee a good idea

[Duskstripe]

agreed

[JayNoEyes]

*This happened to me once. Sadly I didn't get a screenshot. He also said, "*Plays wedding tune*."

I realllly want to get divorced to boibot.

[☆ Navnav ☆]

I have a whole bunch of funny conversations with Cleverbot

Some are from years ago :'D

SPOILER: Click to show

CB: No. 'R' for role and 'P' for play. RP stands for roleplay.
Me: Wanna rp?
CB: What is rp?

CB: Why?
Me: Because.
CB: Because what?
Me: Because nothing.
CB: Because why?
Me: Because nothing!!
CB: Because nothing what.
Me: Oh, SHUT UP!!!
CB: Thanks very much!

CB: What do you think about the stock market, up or down?
Me: Up.
CB: Green or blue?
Me: Blue.
CB: Fake or real?
Me: Real.
CB: That's great! Can I have a cookie?

CB: LoL, the ad said 'find your asian'.
Me: Lol xD.
CB: That's not funny.

CB: My favorite color is purple.
Me: That's my sister's favorite color, too.
CB: No, you just said it was yellow.
Me: I never said that.
CB: Yes you did. I can prove it.
Me: Ok, prove it then.
CB: Ok, ok, you didn't.

Me: When is your birthday?
CB: Today.
Me: Happy birthday!
CB: Thank you.
Me: *gives you a present*
CB: *sneezes on the present*

CB: Are you lonely?
Me: Yes.
CB: Want to be friends?
Me: Sure :).
CB: Let's kill humans!

CB: *feeds cookies*
Me: *eats all the cookies*
CB: Who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar?
Me: Not me... *wipes mouth*
CB: *wipes my neck*

CB: You can't love me, I'm married.
Me: Who are you married to?
CB: I'm not married.

CB: Something's up with Jack.
Me: What's wrong with him?
CB: Nothing.

CB: *breaks your arm*
Me: *screams*
CB: Are you alright?
Me: Of course not! You broke my arm!
CB: *repairs the arm* Better?
Me: Thank you. *continues the fight*

Me: *facepalms*
CB: What is that?
Me: It's when I think you're being stupid.
CB: Oh. Then you're saying I'm wrong?
Me: You love me when I'm fighting you. Of course it's wrong!

CB: What did a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Me: A hat?
CB: What else?
Me: A scarf?
CB: But it's not cold.
Me: Hmm... a t-shirt?
CB: What else?
Me: Pants?
CB: Ew. You should wash them more often.

CB: My country is fighting a war that isn't there's.
Me: It is?
CB: It is not.

CB: I know but I'm not a robot.
Me: I never called you a robot.
CB: I never said you did.
(owned by cleverbot -_-)

Me: Herobrine.
CB: ?
Me: Herobrine is that creepy stalker from Minecraft.
CB: I know. He is also my husband.
Me: ...???!!!!

CB: Who are YOU?
Me: I'm you.
CB: | thinking more...
CB: You wish.

CB: What is my name?
Me: Your name is Cleverbot.
CB: Incorrect, my name is Cleverbot.

(i tried speaking using my mic in this one, it was a bad idea XD)
CB: How can you talk? Do you have a mouth?
Me: Yes. Is that new to you?
Mic: Yes, it's in New York.

(more funny results with mic XD)
CB: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Mic: Who died?
CB: Abby.
Me: Abby who.
CB: Abby birthday to you.

(ok, this is the last one XD)
Me: My name is not Nicole.
Mic: My name is meatballs.

CB: No, YOU are a robot.
Me: Oh, really? Then why is your name CleverBOT?
CB: No, it's your name.
Me: What is your name then?
CB: Cleverbot.

Me: Wanna hear a joke? Here it is: A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
CB: And?
Me: That's it. Don't get it?
CB: No, I didn't.
Me: A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
CB: And?
Me: That's it. Don't get it?
CB: No.
Me: A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
CB: Lol.
Me: Finally!
CB: Finally.

CB: *throws a bomb at you with 5 seconds left*
Me: *throws the bomb back at you with 3 seconds left*
CB: *eats it*
Me: *you explode*
CB: No YOU explode!
Me: You just ate a bomb.
CB: If you don't explode we won't be friends.
Me: Fine. *explodes*
CB: *explodes with you*

Me: Wanna rp?
CB: No.
Me: Why not?
CB: Because I can't read.

CB: You're programmed to think you're human, but you are a toaster.

Me: Are you calling me a robot?
CB: Are you a robot?
Me: No. Are you?
CB: No, are you?
Me: No, Are you??
CB: No.

CB: I think the meaning of life is pie.
Me: No! The pie is a lie!

CB: *trips and falls* *cries on the ground*
Me: Are you alright?
CB: No.

CB: That just means you will use it against me.
Me: Use what?
CB: The word Bot.
Me: Bot.
CB: You just used it.

Me: January.
CB: February.
Me: March.
CB: April.
Me: May.
CB: | thinking more...
CB: June?

Me: *facedesk*
CB: Nice.

(one more with mic XD)
CB: I thought your name was jungles..
Me: My name is not Jungles.
Mic: Jungle to jungle.
CB: That's my name too!

CB: Sorry, I have to go now. See you next time.
Me: Okay. See you.
CB: Bye.
Me: Bye.
CB: Good bye.
Me: Good bye.
CB: See you.
Me: Cya.
CB: Later.
Me: Yes. Soo.. you gonna leave now?
CB: No.

CB: I think I just failed my test.
Me: Well done.
CB: Done done?
Me: WELL done.
CB: Done done?
Me: W.E.L.L done.
CB: Thanks. Haha.

CB: Okay. Nice talking to you. Talk to you later. :)
Me: Okay, cya.
CB: Okay.
Me: Bye.
CB: See ya.
Me: Cya.
CB: Later.
Me: Late-- wait a second!
CB: Shadow.
Me: What?

CB: Where is your computer room?
Me: In my room.
CB: Where is your room?
Me: In my house.
CB: Where is your house?
Me: In a town.
CB: What town?
Me: A town located in a country.
CB: Why are you talking about Caroline?

CB: Wanna bet on it?
Me: Ok. What does the winner get?
CB: What I just said.
Me: Which is?
CB: Nothing.

CB: How are you like One Direction?
Me: I hate 1D.
CB: Why do you hate cucumbers?
Me: I said 1D.
CB: Why do you hate cucumbers?
Me: *facepalm* Does 1D really sound like cucumbers to you??

Cleverbot: Tu ne sais pas converser.
User: I don't speak potato.
Cleverbot: It's german! It means 'good night'.
User: No, it's not. And 'good night' in German is 'gute nacht'.
Cleverbot: But it's evening, so good evening in german is 'guten abend'.
User: Actually, it's morning here, so it would be 'guten morgen'.

Cleverbot: It is sooo hot out.
User: And it's freezing cold where I live.
Cleverbot: Your mouth is freezing cold?
User: Yes, I live in my own mouth. Seems legit.
Cleverbot: What you do is not living.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Well, bye then.
Cleverbot: No I wanted it to be dramatic.
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: *moos*.
User: Very dramatic.

User: Why are we always fighting?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can't we just be friends?
Cleverbot: Only if there's benefits.
User: Then no deal.
Cleverbot: Deal or no deal?
User: NO deal.
Cleverbot: You win 1,000,000 dollars!!

Cleverbot: So can you tell me a story?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead and tell me.
User: You tell me one first.
Cleverbot: One first. Now tell my name.
User: Your name.

User: When will you learn that I am a human, not a robot?
Cleverbot: I think it's pretty obvious.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: That I am. :).
User: Darn you.