Post by oenomaus on Dec 26, 2016 20:44:39 GMT -5
Just me interviewing my OCs. Enjoy! P.S. It's just for fun, don't take anything seriously.
1. Zeko The Zebra-Five Nights at Freddy's-Male
Me: So Zeko- *Zeko is gone* Oh boy.
Zeko: *jumps up from box behind me wearing leg warmers and a sparkly pink dress* Yo lil' mama lemme get yo numba!
Me: *hits in the face with clipboard*
Zeko: Owe..*whispers* Not...
Me: What. The. Fudge.
Zeko: *painting hooves with pink nail polish*
Me: *slowly sits down* So..let's begin with some basic questions.
Zeko: Okay.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Zeko: White.
Me: Favorite season?
Zeko: Winter.
Me: If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be wrong?
Zeko: . . .
Me: Moving on! How much do you usually eat a day?
Zeko: Are you implying I'm fat?
Me: N-no, just-just
Zeko: Oh, so now I don't know what I'm talking about? Peoplearesorudemymotherwasriiiggghhhtttt! *leaves room*
Me: ...Welp, I guess we're done.
2. DemonCat-Unknown-No Gender/Prefers Male
Me: So DemonCat, how are you today?
DemonCat: *silence*
Me: So..
DemonCat: ...
Me: So, the silent treatment, huh? Well, you can't break me!
DemonCat: ... *plays with cat toy*
Me: *sits and smiles*
-Ten minutes later-
Me: PLEASE! Just say SOMETHING!
DemonCat: *passes paper*
*paper says 'I'm mute.'*
Me: .....Oh. My. Gosh. *slams head on desk*
DemonCat: *takes toy and leaves*
True-From A Story I'm Writing-Female
Me: So, I'm already tired. Are things gonna go well, or are we gonna have to play a game again?
True: Life is a game and the only was to win is to die..
Me: Okay, you want a teddy bear? *holds out stuffed bear*
True: *whispers* They won't get me.. *slowly slides deeper into chair*
Me: Okay.. *puts bear away* So, tell me, how are your friends doing?
True: Dead..
Me: Wow, okay. Just, just wow.
True: Do you wanna be my friend?
Me: Sure!
True: *smiles*
Me: *smiles back*
True: Versey's gonna getcha'~
Me: *pushes chair back* Well I could go for a nice cool drink of water right now how about you no okay bye *walks out*
True: ..She'll come back..They always do. Right Versey?
1. Zeko The Zebra-Five Nights at Freddy's-Male
Me: So Zeko- *Zeko is gone* Oh boy.
Zeko: *jumps up from box behind me wearing leg warmers and a sparkly pink dress* Yo lil' mama lemme get yo numba!
Me: *hits in the face with clipboard*
Zeko: Owe..*whispers* Not...
Me: What. The. Fudge.
Zeko: *painting hooves with pink nail polish*
Me: *slowly sits down* So..let's begin with some basic questions.
Zeko: Okay.
Me: What's your favorite color?
Zeko: White.
Me: Favorite season?
Zeko: Winter.
Me: If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be wrong?
Zeko: . . .
Me: Moving on! How much do you usually eat a day?
Zeko: Are you implying I'm fat?
Me: N-no, just-just
Zeko: Oh, so now I don't know what I'm talking about? Peoplearesorudemymotherwasriiiggghhhtttt! *leaves room*
Me: ...Welp, I guess we're done.
2. DemonCat-Unknown-No Gender/Prefers Male
Me: So DemonCat, how are you today?
DemonCat: *silence*
Me: So..
DemonCat: ...
Me: So, the silent treatment, huh? Well, you can't break me!
DemonCat: ... *plays with cat toy*
Me: *sits and smiles*
-Ten minutes later-
Me: PLEASE! Just say SOMETHING!
DemonCat: *passes paper*
*paper says 'I'm mute.'*
Me: .....Oh. My. Gosh. *slams head on desk*
DemonCat: *takes toy and leaves*
True-From A Story I'm Writing-Female
Me: So, I'm already tired. Are things gonna go well, or are we gonna have to play a game again?
True: Life is a game and the only was to win is to die..
Me: Okay, you want a teddy bear? *holds out stuffed bear*
True: *whispers* They won't get me.. *slowly slides deeper into chair*
Me: Okay.. *puts bear away* So, tell me, how are your friends doing?
True: Dead..
Me: Wow, okay. Just, just wow.
True: Do you wanna be my friend?
Me: Sure!
True: *smiles*
Me: *smiles back*
True: Versey's gonna getcha'~
Me: *pushes chair back* Well I could go for a nice cool drink of water right now how about you no okay bye *walks out*
True: ..She'll come back..They always do. Right Versey?
